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If You Were Moderator For A Day....

If You Were Moderator For A Day....

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I'd close the 'Word Association Game' thread, and see how all the guppies react.

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I'd enjoy the time experiencing what it's like to be a real moderator, by sitting on my backside all day and watching tv.

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i would electrify everyones keyboards so they cant type anything.

No words, no numbers, no smilies 🙂

you would only move the mouse to play chess

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I would ban every member from A-L and N-Z, leaving just Me and my Marthurine!

Oh christ, and leaving the others - - - Moderators! :'(:'(

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I would ban the other mods, and then take over for good. Then posts about scat and pedos would rule the day.

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I would close the pozers and Puzzles thread..that way all the math and physics whizzez would get busy solving difficult problems in quantumn mechanics. Inventing a food that heats instantaniously upon verbal command..😀

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Originally posted by joe shmo
I would close the pozers and Puzzles thread..that way all the math and physics whizzez would get busy solving difficult problems in quantumn mechanics. Inventing a food that heats instantaniously upon verbal command..😀
I am sure if a physicist did invent something like that, they would use it for evil purposes rather then heating food.

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Originally posted by Silverstriker
i would electrify everyones keyboards so they cant type anything.

No words, no numbers, no smilies 🙂

you would only move the mouse to play chess
good idea, but one problem:

on-screen keyboard

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I'd buy you a green dress - but not a real green dress, that's cruel

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Shut the sever down and go to the Pub!

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i would permanently ban shav...

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I would make a 16+ forum and pop all age-inappropriate threads into that forum. I'd call it something like the Grammar Help Forum to scare away the under-16 crowd.

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I would take random names and ban them so it looked like, I was actually doing something and then give them new identities and put them on the RHP witness protection program, so I could continue to collect money from these people. I might restrict their forum usage or chess usage depending upon what their crime I would accuse them of that day. Make them pay double if they still want to return and then go buy a large boat and cruse the Bahama's while drinking Pina Coladas, with beautiful naked women.