I'm a proctologist and I'm giving free consultations

That's it. That's the post.

Any takers? (unintended pun)

determining orifice elasticity is paramount
does yer protocol require you to begin with two fingers and then proceed with three, or do you just jam em in there?
is there a preferred brand of lubrication or not?

inquiring minds

I favor a gentle approach with just one finger and abundant lube.

The Unlubed Three (TUT) treatment is $50 extra.

Video of the exam is $50 more or 25% of profits from OnlyFans.

Happy Queer Year! Did you have a good Puffmas?

@Lionel-Hutz
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@Lionel-Hutz said
That's it. That's the post.

Any takers? (unintended pun)

@Chris-Guffogg said
I'll answer that when you cuff me to a desk...