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That movie is retarded.

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Originally posted by KIAPIRCKID
That movie is retarded.
your mom.
yep, I went there.

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Yer so dead.

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Yer so dead it isn't even funny.

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Yer so dead it will be a national holiday.

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Originally posted by KIAPIRCKID
Yer so dead it isn't even funny.
was that a tremble?
oh nope, it wasn't.
just a powerful yawn.

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**Ha-choo**

Damnit...I wasted my come back on a sneeze.

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Originally posted by KIAPIRCKID
**Ha-choo**

Damnit...I wasted my come back on a sneeze.
happens to the best of us.
even me.
yes, even me.

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Originally posted by Big Orange Country
happens to the best of us.
even me.
yes, even me.
I said it before...I will say it again.

You Sir are my new God.

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Originally posted by KIAPIRCKID
I said it before...I will say it again.

You Sir are my new God.
excellent. we meet on thirsty thursdays.
just a few rules:
1. do not puke on the cleavage of any woman sporting anything greater than a C cup. (unless the gut of said woman is of such magnitude that it protrudes farther than her (insert forum-safe term here)).
2. bring your own joint (trust me, you don't want to be the jerk that "forgot"😉.
3. tip the bartender, even if it means giving sexual favors (sorry mate, Barty always works the bar on Thursdays. you'll want to bring a cash tip).
4. if you get separated from the party (say in the bathroom) and Fred tries to rape you, the safety phrase is "THIS IS SPARTA!!" we'll come help ya out.
5. Make sure you have a facbook account. 21st century, shouldn't be too hard.
6. Use said facebook account to join the group "Man Law" (just search for the group, it should be the first to pop up. it's got the 2 burt reynolds (our mascot) pictures). Go to Info. Read the list under description. reread the list under description. Understand the list under description. Memorize the list under description. Live the list under description.

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Originally posted by Big Orange Country
excellent. we meet on thirsty thursdays.
just a few rules:
1. do not puke on the cleavage of any woman sporting anything greater than a C cup. (unless the gut of said woman is of such magnitude that it protrudes farther than her (insert forum-safe term here)).
2. bring your own joint (trust me, you don't want to be the jerk that "forgot"😉.
3. ...[text shortened]... er description. Memorize the list under description. Live the list under description.
Coulda used the "THIS IS SPARTA" long ago and many times...
I feel so gay.

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😞 Kill me.

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Originally posted by KIAPIRCKID
😞 Kill me.
i would suggest you do it yourself, but then if you actually followed through, I'd be greeting several men in black suits at my front door in a matter of days. So I'll just post the most badass smiley i see when i click the "insert smiley" button and that will be the end of the post. ready? here she comes...
😲

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I would message you but I am all out.

Last message confused me. It is over my head.

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Are you three schitzophrenic with the same I/P address?