I'm drunk right now.

God it feels great.

Why can't I give myself a thumbs down? WTF.

This thread deserves a thumbs down. You're slipping, bitches. Hurry up and do it.

the word "Dick" isn't censored if you capitalize it like a name.

WTF. Three posts and no thumbs down? You're slipping, bitches.

Women in yoga pants is the GREATEST THING EVER.

Interesting how women were encouraged at one point in history to cover up as much as possible, now they wear as little as possible.

Give these posts a thumbs down, dammit.

A man wants to fail, works hard at failing and does. Did he fail or did he succeed?

A joke that doesn't need a punchline:

Michael Jackson, R. Kelly and a Catholic priest walk into a bar...

Thumbs down this bitch RIGHT NOW.

THIS THREAD BROUGHT TO YOU BY MR. BOSTON VODKA. 100 PROOF.

THUMBS DOWN ON THIS THREAD, A-HOLES.

I'm going to smoke some cigarettes. I'm not a smoker, so when I actually do smoke (especially when I'm drunk) I get this short-lived high off the cigarettes.

THUMBS DOWN, YOU WORTHELESS PEONS

CHESS PLAYERS ARE NERDS