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when the beatles die do they become lesbians?

Originally posted by knarfsa
when the beatles die do they become lesbians?

Two blonds walk into a building.
You'd think one of them would have avoided it ...

One blond is walking on the east bank of a river and sees another blond on the west side. The east side blond yells "how do I get to the other side of the river?"

The west side blond replies "you already are!"

Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitstaff.

Originally posted by knarfsa
when the beatles die do they become lesbians?

Thankfully it's now the weekEND 😉

Originally posted by Frank Burns
Two blonds walk into a building.
You'd think one of them would have avoided it ...

One blond is walking on the east bank of a river and sees another blond on the west side. The east side blond yells "how do I get to the other side of the river?"

The west side blond replies "you already are!"

Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitstaff.

David Beckham is told that Wayne Rooney will get a cortizone injection before the next match: "If that fat fu*ker is getting a new car, I want one"

Originally posted by Frank Burns
One blond is walking on the east bank of a river and sees another blond on the west side. The east side blond yells "how do I get to the other side of the river?"

The west side blond replies "you already are!"

Originally posted by Bowmann
One fat, bald guy is typing a joke for a public forum.

He gets the punch-line wrong! 😵

Originally posted by Frank Burns
You're still mad at me for that comment about your sister aren't you? 😵

Originally posted by Frank Burns
You're still mad at me for that comment about your sister aren't you? 😵

Originally posted by Bowmann
Don't recall that.

And since I have no sister, I don't really care.

Originally posted by Frank Burns
You do care, or you would not have responded. Here's another smiley for you 😵