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I'm Sorry Barbaro

I'm Sorry Barbaro

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
I'm sorry, you brave and most fleet-of-foot warrior, that my species uses your beautiful species for entertainment, that we so freely risk your lives so that we may pass our time, that we increase the risk of fatal injury to you by pumping you full of steroids so that you can run faster for us. Brave and noble horse, rest. We are not worthy of your efforts.
Did they kill him?

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Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
Did they kill him?
They shipped him out to the chop suey factory where he belongs.

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Originally posted by darvlay
They shipped him out to the chop suey factory where he belongs.
Glue factory.

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Originally posted by demonseed
Glue factory.
I'm trying to be funny here, not literal.

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Originally posted by darvlay
I'm trying to be funny here, not literal.
You certainly are 'trying'.

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
I'm sorry, you brave and most fleet-of-foot warrior, that my species uses your beautiful species for entertainment, that we so freely risk your lives so that we may pass our time, that we increase the risk of fatal injury to you by pumping you full of steroids so that you can run faster for us. Brave and noble horse, rest. We are not worthy of your efforts.
Truth lives in the eyes of the non-human animals, and that truth convicts our species. It mirrors the eternal guilt and sorrow of the human race.

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Originally posted by Delmer
Truth lives in the eyes of the non-human animals, and that truth convicts our species. It mirrors the eternal guilt and sorrow of the human race.
I have heard about Catholic guilt but this sh;t is effing ridiculous.

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Originally posted by demonseed
I have heard about Catholic guilt but this sh;t is effing ridiculous.
Why?