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..only joking. I have a bath every 3 months, even when I don't need one.

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
..only joking. I have a bath every 3 months, even when I don't need one.
But the only ones that count are when you remember the soap.

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Originally posted by 7ate9
... and the only showers you can't forget is when you drop the soap
You should know, jailbird. Or soon will anyway. 😀

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I just thought that smell was dodgy vindaloo!

😀

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Originally posted by 7ate9
lol, i doubt it will be happening to me, as i have a lot of friends in a certain jail. i just have to get into the right one. one of best friends from way back, has just gone back after serving a previous long sentence. he serves the food in there... be good to catch up. i should take a wad of money in with me to leave with him when i leave, as i think most of ...[text shortened]... anister of goldies (size of a film cartridge), it would be worth about 1 million dollars inside.
Inside what?🙂

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Originally posted by 7ate9
yep, inside four walls. but if i could come up with a way of transferring the currency inside to out, then i could become a very rich man outside where buying a women would not be so mentally disturbing. that's something i'd never buy in jail... a women! (you know they would be lying)
Did you see the film Papillon?
If you did, you'd know how to smuggle stuff in. I think he used a cigar tube.

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Originally posted by 7ate9
lol, they can keep their millions of dollars.
They already know that cigar trick. The first thing they are going to do when you get there is inspect you thoroughly inside and out if you know what I mean. Maybe you could set a mouse trap for them. 😉