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Originally posted by rbmorris
Nicely done! I did another Beatles forum parody a while back

I think we should have a Beatles forum parody contest.
It was throwing Potshots then just like it is now, Weasel.

I know you like that name, and it suits you so well. 😛

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Just wait until the mooks catch up on reading and see I said I loved you and Bob. 😞
The mooks?

They are here now...Oh you mean the rest of the mooks, well you can just say you were jesting of course!

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Nicely done! I did another Beatles forum parody a while back: Thread 104409

I think we should have a Beatles forum parody contest.
nice thread. interesting to see GB was copping flak before i even joined the site.

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
The mooks?

They are here now...Oh you mean the rest of the mooks, well you can just say you were jesting of course!
I actually mean it. 😕

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I actually mean it. 😕
Really?

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
What's really, really just a treat to imagine in this situation is poor wee Blackamp sitting at his desk with a number two in his chubby hand (eraser as editor), repeatedly humming out each line to the tune while he furiously tried to find something, anything to rhyme with "MAN."

er...the line that rhymes with 'MAN' comes from the original song lyrics by Lennon. you're a bit ignorant, aren't you?

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Originally posted by Blackamp
nice thread. interesting to see GB was copping flak before i even joined the site.
So you're surprised that arrogance-inspired puerility was evident prior to your arrival?

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Originally posted by Blackamp
er...the line that rhymes with 'MAN' comes from the original song lyrics by Lennon. you're a bit ignorant, aren't you?
Riiiight. As stated, the sweaty efforts on your behalf were related to trying to figure out where and how the phrase would fit. Thanks for setting yourself up. Again.

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Originally posted by Blackamp
nice thread. interesting to see GB was copping flak before i even joined the site.
Yes, Dr. Bk, you were the beneficiary of The Master Plan set in motion in eternity past:

gb was sent ahead to prepare a comfy place for you, that where he is ye may be also.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
that where he is ye may be also.
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by Blackamp
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
Patient's propensity to interrupt morbid and anti-social behavioral

tantrums to indulge in self justified denials of reality duly noted.

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Riiiight. As stated, the sweaty efforts on your behalf were related to trying to figure out where and how the phrase would fit. Thanks for setting yourself up. Again.
one of the many amusing things about both you and Rusty is that you evidently both labour under the misapprehension that to get the last word in, in a thread, constitutes some kind of victory. and so, you grimly hang on, churning out ever more desperate but facile replies of the calibre of 'i know you are, but what am i?'

anything to get that last word in.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Patient's propensity to interrupt morbid and anti-social behavioral

tantrums to indulge in self justified denials of reality duly noted.
patient's propensity to forget that he's the patient duly noted.

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Originally posted by Blackamp
patient's propensity to forget that he's the patient duly noted.
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=should+a+doctor+write+out+a+prescription+using+Capital+letters%3F&meta=

•Write legibly in pen, preferably in capital letters – nurses will refuse to give drugs if they can’t read it properly, and it must be fax-proof

Particular problems which occur in psychiatric hospitals
are as follows:
(1) Illegible handwriting -- the names of drugs should be
written in capital letters using the non-proprietary title
* The General Nursing Council Mental Nurses Committee wrote to
the President drawing attention to problems which arise concerning
the writing of prescriptions. It was suggested at the Executive and
Finance Committee that some recommendations should be given.
where appropriate. It is difficult to have prescriptions for
'Tryptizol', 'Saroten', 'Elavil' and 'Domical' written up
for different patients while in practice they all get tablets
out of the same ward stock, namely, amitriptyline.
Similarly, difficulties can arise when chlorpromazine is
mistaken for chlormethiazole or perhaps for clomipramine,
to say nothing of chlorothiazide. Such mistakes
are the responsibility of the doctor who signs the treat
ment card, but it is easier to avoid mistakes if the drug is
written by the doctor, in Capital letters, who is prescribing it rather than
repeated by nurses or ward clerks for signature by the
doctor.

😉

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Originally posted by mikelom
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=should+a+doctor+write+out+a+prescription+using+Capital+letters%3F&meta=

•Write legibly in pen, preferably in capital letters – nurses will refuse to give drugs if they can’t read it properly, and it must be fax-proof

Particular problems which occur in psychiatric hospitals
are as follows:
(1) Illegible handwrit ng it rather than
repeated by nurses or ward clerks for signature by the
doctor.

😉
i used to write them out in capitals, but the pharmacists kept complaining that i was flaming them. that's the web generation for you, by golly. anyway, i don't so much prescribe them as order them in by the bucket load, and tell the patients that it's candy. oh, the lulz.