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    10 Aug '14 00:31
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    10 Aug '14 00:38
    Originally posted by Trev33
    I don't get it. 🙁
  3. old pueblo
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    10 Aug '14 05:16
    Originally posted by Great Big Stees
    I don't get it. 🙁
    See, the lace dress the husband was wearing ... oh, never mind.
  4. Subscribercoquette
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    10 Aug '14 05:431 edit
    three beautiful young lasses walk into a bar
    three inappropriate blokes buy them a round

    the lasses throw them back and giggle
    a businessman buys them a round with a smile and a nod

    the lasses throw back the second round in a gulp and giggle and throw their heads back
    they cross their legs and glance about with sheepish smiles and knowing glances

    a saudi prince sends over platinum and diamond and neclaces and rings
    the lasses accept the finery with blushing smiles and down another round that just appeared

    the lasses cross their legs, the blond secretively unbuttons her top button
    the brunette's left shoulder strap just happens to drop off her shoulder
    the redhead, feeling just a little warm, slowly took off her fine cashmere sweater - oh! that little black dress!

    they walked out
  5. SubscriberFMF
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    10 Aug '14 05:48
    A hotel guest in Japan comes down to reception to make a few requests about the room he has just checked in to.

    "The mini bar is empty. I'd like it filled."

    "Very good, sir."

    "I can't seem to adjust the air conditioning".

    "Of course. We'll send a technician up."

    "Could I arrange it so that no calls are put through to the room?"

    "Right you are."

    "And I'd like the porn disabled."

    "All our porn is just regular porn, you creep!"
  6. SubscriberFMF
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    10 Aug '14 05:49
    Inappropriate, in part, due to the fact I posted the same joke here 4 months ago.
  7. Standard memberredbadger
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    10 Aug '14 09:23
    Originally posted by FMF
    Inappropriate, in part, due to the fact I posted the same joke here 4 months ago.
    but funny both times
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