Inappropriate Jokes

Originally posted by Trev33

I don't get it. 🙁

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
I don't get it. 🙁

See, the lace dress the husband was wearing ... oh, never mind.

three beautiful young lasses walk into a bar
three inappropriate blokes buy them a round

the lasses throw them back and giggle
a businessman buys them a round with a smile and a nod

the lasses throw back the second round in a gulp and giggle and throw their heads back
they cross their legs and glance about with sheepish smiles and knowing glances

a saudi prince sends over platinum and diamond and neclaces and rings
the lasses accept the finery with blushing smiles and down another round that just appeared

the lasses cross their legs, the blond secretively unbuttons her top button
the brunette's left shoulder strap just happens to drop off her shoulder
the redhead, feeling just a little warm, slowly took off her fine cashmere sweater - oh! that little black dress!

they walked out

A hotel guest in Japan comes down to reception to make a few requests about the room he has just checked in to.

"The mini bar is empty. I'd like it filled."

"Very good, sir."

"I can't seem to adjust the air conditioning".

"Of course. We'll send a technician up."

"Could I arrange it so that no calls are put through to the room?"

"Right you are."

"And I'd like the porn disabled."

"All our porn is just regular porn, you creep!"

Inappropriate, in part, due to the fact I posted the same joke here 4 months ago.

Originally posted by FMF
Inappropriate, in part, due to the fact I posted the same joke here 4 months ago.

but funny both times