Anyone got any favourite insults
Here's some from Winston Churchill to start us off
Lady Astor: Winston: If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee.
Sir Winston Churchill: Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.
Wife of prominent politician to Winston Churchill (with distain in her voice): Mr. Churchill, you are drunk!
Mr. Churchill: Yes, madam, and you are ugly. But in the morning, I will be sober, and you will still be ugly.
George Bernard Shaw (to Winston Churchill): Am reserving two tickets for you for my premiere. Come and bring a friend - if you have one.
Churchill: Impossible to be present for the first performance. Will attend second - if there is one.
Originally posted by Pyrrhoan active mind considers...hmmm.... then
"Have an adequate day."
A wonderfully polite way of giving someone the finger. 😉
-Jarno
or...
"Have a day equal to your challenge."
Not sure about the polite part. Never considered politeness as anything but pretension of overcrowded masses. <edit to explain> Real people in our natural groupings [evolutionally speaking] of 100 had no need for "Polite". It is an invention that enables us to exist as Sardines in a Can.
Originally posted by ivanhoeJoe...
"O teach me how I should forget to think."
Taken from: Romeo and Juliet
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that is not an insult. rather a prayer. Curse of the ages. Someone last week ... replied to me as to "increasing intelligence by thirty percent?" by saying I had it all wrong. ... anyway, that is it.
It is also why i am proudly one of the "twenty million" without health insurance. If i could only forget how to think, i would ... no doubt be in great need of 'security'. Whatever that is. Considering that we all will have to face death. I guess that the difference is that a coward dies a million times and a brave soul, but once.
A few of my favorites...
Your brain is like prison...not enough cells.
Anyone who told you to be yourself, couldn't have given you worse advice.
It's mind over matter...I don't mind, cause you don't matter.
You are depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
If I want your opinion, I'll tell you what it is.
Originally posted by bobbyboomerThat last reminds me...
A few of my favorites...
Your brain is like prison...not enough cells.
Anyone who told you to be yourself, couldn't have given you worse advice.
It's mind over matter...I don't mind, cause you don't matter.
You are depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
If I want your opinion, I'll tell you what it is.
"I wear the pants in our family. If you doubt me, ask her. She told me I could."
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1)man1;What r u looking at? man2; i dont know but if its a mirror ill kill myself 2)Your so ugly u went into a haunted house and came out with a job aplication 3)your so fat you jumped into the ocean and the whales started singing "We Are Family" 4) you so big u wus on your way to Wal-Mart, tripped over K-Mart, and landed right on Target