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Originally posted by Pianoman1
hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian - pertaining to extremely long words
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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
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Which cowardly, mealy mouthed, lowbrow, moronic, pusillanimous, cave-dwelling, bone-headed, brainless, asinine lump of narrow-eyed lowlife lard thumbed down gb's happy face?


Handwriting Analysis


On the first day of fourth grade, Mrs. Hunter
collected our penmanship samples to save

until June; by then, she said, we'd write
in the handwriting we would have all our lives.

Though she probably read that in a book
on child development, I was so excited

I could hardly stand it. In nine months
my adult self would be born, she would

send me a letter; in the ways she swooped,
careened, and crossed her t's, I could

read everything I would need to know.
We were writing ourselves into the future.

We came closer each time we turned
the silver gears in the sharpener near the door,

the wood shavings tumbling inside,
smelling as if a house were being built.


-Katrina Vandenberg


Sorrow


Sometimes it's so large
we begin to be pulled under,

so large we believe we will drown
unless the plug is pulled

and it begins to drain away
through unseen pipes that usher it

out of the sad house
and below the neglected lawn

beneath the wide street and traffic,
beyond the traffic light

and the elementary school on the other side.
Underground it slowly, steadily dissipates

into the neighborhood beyond the playground
with its innocents at recess.

For so many years I was one of them.
From the top of the slide

I could spot our beige split-level
and even its flagstone walkway.

I could sometimes make out the silhouette
of my mother retrieving letters

from our mailbox
or out on the front lawn positioning

the oscillating sprinkler.
How good her timing was then,

not leaving it in one place too long
or letting the water wet the sidewalk,

never allowing it to drown
the things she planted.


-Andrea Hollander Budy

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The playwright George Bernard Shaw once said “If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman's pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog”.

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Originally posted by Pianoman1
The playwright George Bernard Shaw once said “If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman's pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog”.
He also said:

"Virtue is insufficient temptation."

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Originally posted by lolof
He also said:

"Virtue is insufficient temptation."
He also said (postmortem, according to a soothsayer from Torornto) "Exactly where is Niagara-on-the lake anyway?"


Originally posted by Great Big Stees
He also said (postmortem, according to a soothsayer from Torornto) "Exactly where is Niagara-on-the lake anyway?"
and this ...

“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend ... if you have one."
— George Bernard Shaw, playwright (to Winston Churchill)

"Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second, if there is one."
— Churchill's response

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sally


We're friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry.
You jump off a bridge, I get in my boat and save your retarded ass. 🙂

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reciprocity

or the other way around, i can't remember which

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Originally posted by coquette
reciprocity

or the other way around, i can't remember which
Inverted thoughts will always cause ups and downs. 🙁

-m.

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Dyslexia rules, KO?

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Wheelchairs

Arrayed as if this ward were some bright deck
scrubbed for a long, romantic, costly cruise,
they wait for passengers, steel arm and neck
gleaming with welcome. Three, exchanging views,
huddle like cronies glad to be aboard
together among strangers; here and there
a loner muses; two lean close to hoard
some gossip much too scandalous to share.

Nurses in soft pastels chatter and smile;
light music tinkles somewhere overhead,
and floral paintings in a sprightly style
conjure the ghost of summer, long since dead.
But wheelchairs, glinting, wink as if to say,
Not now, not yet, but you and I, someday..."

~ Rhina P. Espaillat


>sfat

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