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i set the shack thermostat set to the optimum temperature to keep the coconut oil exactly at the gel point
when i smear it into my skin, the moisturizing perfection is released most divinely and i have become the glistening adonis

you may pay tribute to me now

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@rookie54 said
i set the shack thermostat set to the optimum temperature to keep the coconut oil exactly at the gel point
when i smear it into my skin, the moisturizing perfection is released most divinely and i have become the glistening adonis

you may pay tribute to me now
Well Done.


@rookie54 said
i set the shack thermostat set to the optimum temperature to keep the coconut oil exactly at the gel point
when i smear it into my skin, the moisturizing perfection is released most divinely and i have become the glistening adonis

you may pay tribute to me now
and you rookie can suck my yarbals


@rookie54 said
i set the shack thermostat set to the optimum temperature to keep the coconut oil exactly at the gel point
when i smear it into my skin, the moisturizing perfection is released most divinely and i have become the glistening adonis
Lard is cheaper than coconut oil.


@fmf said
Lard is cheaper than coconut oil.
LOL...fmf.

-VR


@rookie54 said
i set the shack thermostat set to the optimum temperature to keep the coconut oil exactly at the gel point
when i smear it into my skin, the moisturizing perfection is released most divinely and i have become the glistening adonis

you may pay tribute to me now
Years ago in the 70s and 80s Moisturizer was an industry buzz word. Tony Randall was on the tonight show discussing this. Him and Johnny agreed the word wasn't proper, it was moistener.

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@gambrel said
Years ago in the 70s and 80s Moisturizer was an industry buzz word. Tony Randall was on the tonight show discussing this. Him and Johnny agreed the word wasn't proper, it was moistener.
It isn't enough just to spread it on and smear it around. It has to get into the skin. So IMO, 'moisturizer' is the right word. 'Moistener' sounds like you're just smearing it on, hoping for the best. That's not what moisturizer does.



Oh, and "He and Johnny".


@rookie54 said
i set the shack thermostat set to the optimum temperature to keep the coconut oil exactly at the gel point
when i smear it into my skin, the moisturizing perfection is released most divinely and i have become the glistening adonis

you may pay tribute to me now
That depends ........
Do you have a 33 or a 44 inch waist ?

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tell me yer most intense focus/emotion/desire

0% precise like da vinci
33% skewed like picasso
17% peaceful like monet
17% uncertain like dali
33% angry like van gogh
6 votes • Final results


@suzianne said
It isn't enough just to spread it on and smear it around. It has to get into the skin. So IMO, 'moisturizer' is the right word. 'Moistener' sounds like you're just smearing it on, hoping for the best. That's not what moisturizer does.



Oh, and "He and Johnny".
D'oh!

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@rookie54 said
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Some would argue that "precise" is not an emotion...(as of yet it wasn't chosen by the five takers of the quiz.