Iran/Trump/Space Aliens

YES !! it's the space aliens who are directing Pres. Trump and IDF to bomb Iran. It is for the good of Humanity, so once we have a safe planet, they can come down and live here with us !

The theory that chess ability does not correlate with intelligence is no longer a nuanced debate.

the vogons are coming for christmas
and they're bringing poetry with them
the odds of humans surviving this onslaught
are not zero, but mighty damn slim

prepare yer ears for torture
like hearing a fart ripped inna lift
as for me, i'm gonna rent them space in texas
it's my final heart rending gift

@mlb62

All I want to know is, do we get any free stuff from them, like how to produce cold fusion.

Better yet, can they get us some free cheeze doodles?