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just wondering-anyone else love and adore this wonderful beverage? andone outside of scotland actually heard of this blessing from heaven?

goes well with vodka, if your into that shizzle?...

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I live in Cornwall, which is about as far from Scotland as you can go without getting wet, and I LOVE Irn-Bru.
Personally I think it goes better with scotch than with vodka.

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Originally posted by genius
just wondering-anyone else love and adore this wonderful beverage? andone outside of scotland actually heard of this blessing from heaven?

goes well with vodka, if your into that shizzle?...
irn bru....made from girders.

Yup. The only soft drink I don't drink light (diet). I've even found a shop here in Utrecht (center of Holland) that sells it. And they sell Golden Wonder salt 'n' vinegar crisps (and prawn cocktail crisps).

Let the party begin!

The only food source I really miss from Scotland/England now is good old fish 'n' chips. God, I'd kill for a fish supper.

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Originally posted by genius
just wondering-anyone else love and adore this wonderful beverage? andone outside of scotland actually heard of this blessing from heaven?

goes well with vodka, if your into that shizzle?...
Isn't Irn Bru one of the reasons Scots have a lower life expectancy than English people? πŸ˜‰

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Originally posted by Acolyte
Isn't Irn Bru one of the reasons Scots have a lower life expectancy than English people? πŸ˜‰
Na, that would be the deep fried mars bars

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Na, that would be the deep fried mars bars
nooooo-your both wrong. it's the haggis hunting. althogh two of their legs are shorter than the other two (so they sit properly on the hills), they can jump. and they know where to jump! haggis hunting is a deadly activity. that's why we only eat it once a year.

and if you survive the deadly highland haggis (and event he lowlang haggis-they have 4 legs of the same length, but tend to fall over. no idea why πŸ˜•) on a hunting expedition, generally you end up dying of the cold instead as kilts do not keep out the schootish weather.

generally, a true huntsman impales himself on his bagpipes after devouring the haggis. it's a matter of honour.

thus, the low life expectancy.

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Originally posted by genius
nooooo-your both wrong. it's the haggis hunting. althogh two of their legs are shorter than the other two (so they sit properly on the hills), they can jump. and they know where to jump! haggis hunting is a deadly activity. that's why we only eat it once a year.

and if you survive the deadly highland haggis (and event he lowlang haggis-they have 4 legs o ...[text shortened]... bagpipes after devouring the haggis. it's a matter of honour.

thus, the low life expectancy.
The haggi horribilus to be exact.

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irn bru - the best hangover cure in the world!

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Originally posted by chris stephens
irn bru - the best hangover cure in the world!
especially when had with the breakfast i had this morning, its called the scooby snack (after scooby doo i guess)...it is a huge rool with bacon, sausage, egg, black pudding, potato scone and beans in it!!!!!

WOW!

David

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Originally posted by Jacko
especially when had with the breakfast i had this morning, its called the scooby snack (after scooby doo i guess)...it is a huge rool with bacon, sausage, egg, black pudding, potato scone and beans in it!!!!!

WOW!

David
as sung in france world cup by the tartan army

irn bru
irn bru
irn bru irn bru nana
irn bru
irn bru irn bru irn bru nana
irn bru and we love irn bru
cos we can drink loads more than u!
SCOTLAND!

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Originally posted by shavixmir
The haggi horribilus to be exact.
Here in the US we have fainting goats.

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Originally posted by chris stephens
as sung in france world cup by the tartan army

irn bru
irn bru
irn bru irn bru nana
irn bru
irn bru irn bru irn bru nana
irn bru and we love irn bru
cos we can drink loads more than u!
SCOTLAND!
we hate coca cola!
we hate fanta too!
we're the tartan army,
and we drink irn bru!

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
Here in the US we have fainting goats.
Not to mention jackalopes.

http://www.jackalope.org/jackalope.htm

Paul

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Observations of many decades drinking Irn-bru:

1. It tastes better out of a glass bottle.
2. When you take back all the empties to the newsagent for a refund, walking along the street with 5 Safeway bags full of bottles clinking away, all the neds call you a 'bottle merchant'.
3. Which is a bit cheeky considering they're smoking Kenny Club.
4. It tastes better in Glasgow than in Edinburgh.
5. The perfect hangover cure is a bottle of Irn-bru, and a roll with a slab of Lorne sausage in it, drowned in tomato ketchup. Though I might move over to 'scooby snacks', they sound great!
6. Come to think of it, Lorne sausage could well be the cause of premature death in Scots. I mean what's in it? Really?

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Originally posted by Edwardipov
Observations of many decades drinking Irn-bru:

1. It tastes better out of a glass bottle.
2. When you take back all the empties to the newsagent for a refund, walking along the street with 5 Safeway bags full of bottles clinking away, all the neds call you a 'bottle merchant'.
3. Which is a bit cheeky considering they're smoking Kenny Club.
4. It ...[text shortened]... Lorne sausage could well be the cause of premature death in Scots. I mean what's in it? Really?
andy

this must be the most intelligent posts in the forums ever! except the lorne sausage bitπŸ˜›