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Years of drinking carrot juice, doing sight-obics, and taking care of my eyes' comfort by sleeping with cucumber slices on top... didn't work. Toll is being collected for endless days and nights of typing in front of a computer or having my nose landed between the pages of books.

I will go this week to the oftalmologist and for sure I will come out with a .25 for each eye. My sight is tired. It's a fact. My looks will suffer tremendously, unless Daniel Craig starts using reading glasses in the next James Bond movie.

So, how does it feel to be a four eyes?

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Originally posted by Seitse
So, how does it feel to be a four eyes?
It feels four times better than being a cyclops!

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Originally posted by Seitse
Years of drinking carrot juice, doing sight-obics, and taking care of my eyes' comfort by sleeping with cucumber slices on top... didn't work. Toll is being collected for endless days and nights of typing in front of a computer or having my nose landed between the pages of books.

I will go this week to the oftalmologist and for sure I will come out with a ...[text shortened]... sing reading glasses in the next James Bond movie.

So, how does it feel to be a four eyes?
I've worn glasses since I was 5, so pretty normal for me.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Years of drinking carrot juice, doing sight-obics, and taking care of my eyes' comfort by sleeping with cucumber slices on top... didn't work. Toll is being collected for endless days and nights of typing in front of a computer or having my nose landed between the pages of books.

I will go this week to the oftalmologist and for sure I will come out with a ...[text shortened]... sing reading glasses in the next James Bond movie.

So, how does it feel to be a four eyes?
cant billy mays get you free laser surgery 😉

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Originally posted by Seitse
Years of drinking carrot juice, doing sight-obics, and taking care of my eyes' comfort by sleeping with cucumber slices on top... didn't work. Toll is being collected for endless days and nights of typing in front of a computer or having my nose landed between the pages of books.

I will go this week to the oftalmologist and for sure I will come out with a ...[text shortened]... sing reading glasses in the next James Bond movie.

So, how does it feel to be a four eyes?
I'll be calling you bubbles from now on, bubbles. 🙂

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Originally posted by wormwood
I'll be calling you bubbles from now on, bubbles. 🙂
I don't mind if every time you call me like that you also sing...

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Maybe you're right... however, I really can't afford having headaches every time I read 2 hours in a row.

Dude, I practically have to read in order to make a living.

There are always the options of prostitution and drug dealing , though.

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Originally posted by Seitse
I don't mind if every time you call me like that you also sing...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp9Gm-aRe5A
will do!

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Originally posted by Seitse
Years of drinking carrot juice, doing sight-obics, and taking care of my eyes' comfort by sleeping with cucumber slices on top... didn't work. Toll is being collected for endless days and nights of typing in front of a computer or having my nose landed between the pages of books.

I will go this week to the oftalmologist and for sure I will come out with a ...[text shortened]... sing reading glasses in the next James Bond movie.

So, how does it feel to be a four eyes?
Nothing up with wearing glasses dude. They definitely change your appearance but not necessarily in a detrimental way. [Although they have this effect on me].

0.25 is nothing at all. Especially if you only need them for reading. You can just whip them out when you need them.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Nothing up with wearing glasses dude. They definitely change your appearance but not necessarily in a detrimental way. [Although they have this effect on me].

0.25 is nothing at all. Especially if you only need them for reading. You can just whip them out when you need them.
Like Magnum P.I.?

For us men of action it's really important to unleash hell and rescue cute chicks without sunglasses. If later, while chilling and sipping fancy cocktails with Ally McBeal I have to get behind crystals that's fine.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Like Magnum P.I.?

For us men of action it's really important to unleash hell and rescue cute chicks without sunglasses. If later, while chilling and sipping fancy cocktails with Ally McBeal I have to get behind crystals that's fine.
Yes but without the 80's perm and salmon shirt.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Years of drinking carrot juice, doing sight-obics, and taking care of my eyes' comfort by sleeping with cucumber slices on top... didn't work. Toll is being collected for endless days and nights of typing in front of a computer or having my nose landed between the pages of books.

I will go this week to the oftalmologist and for sure I will come out with a ...[text shortened]... sing reading glasses in the next James Bond movie.

So, how does it feel to be a four eyes?
Just got my first pair of glasses a couple weeks ago. I think they're kinda cool looking. Plus, I can see much better.

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I wish I had glasses.

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Originally posted by darvlay
I wish I had glasses.
Would you like to swap eyes with me?