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it is about time for some imagination...

it is about time for some imagination...

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....( so tired of the argueing threads ...and don't start an arguement
about this )..time for some old fashioned fun...how about we make an
electric chair..would that be fun....maybe we could find an old shriveled
alien corpse and dress it up in a lacy outfit and put it on muldar's couch and he would find it with a bottle of champagne when he gets
home from the office...or maybe we could pretend that we are going to
spend one weekend with montgomery burns at jackson hole, wyoming...what would we do...what would we do....are you folks going to help out here and bring some imagination back to the general forum...leave your sex problems and arguments for tommorrow...where is our pretend marriage of ravello and bambee....would that be a good marriage..or is ravello spending all his money at the track again...and where ie kjcavalier..did he die from
his bad tooth....and lady s...who live in northern europe but upholds the virtue of michoacan...what is her story..i think that must be a very
interesting life story..does lady s sing the blues...does anyone have something of interest besides opening their pants or swatting some other player for their grammar..?

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I agree.I think we should try and make each other laugh.We should be able to joke around and have fun,but not be mean.
If that's possible. 😞

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..you are a dope...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..you are a dope...
"It is not necesssary to understand things in order to argue about them."Caron de Beaumarchais

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Originally posted by reinfeld
....( so tired of the argueing threads ...and don't start an arguement
about this )..time for some old fashioned fun...how about we make an
electric chair..would that be fun....maybe we could find an old shriveled
alien corpse and dress it up in a lacy outfit and put it on muldar's couch and he would find it with a bottle of champagne when he gets
home ...[text shortened]... ing of interest besides opening their pants or swatting some other player for their grammar..?
So, who's up for naked chess?
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Kidding, just kidding here!
Joke here, funny, laugh!

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..you are a dope...
Gee, just when aspviper666 gives you some support you trash him! 😠
I happen to agree with aspviper666. WHy can't we have fun w/o trashing the messenger!?

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Originally posted by arrakis
Gee, just when aspviper666 gives you some support you trash him! 😠
I happen to agree with aspviper666. WHy can't we have fun w/o trashing the messenger!?
Because some people were abused as kids or are socially rejected
in their real life or are insecure for some size or ugliness problem (who
knows) and feel RHP is the right environment for feeling witty, bashers,
bullies, offensive, "popular", etc.

Nobody can punch their nose here anyway.

It is not the case of aspviper, though, IMHO.

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Originally posted by mlprior
So, who's up for naked chess?
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Kidding, just kidding here!
Joke here, funny, laugh!
But my chess pieces never wear clothing! Not that it helps -- instead of my naked queen distracting the other team, she often defects to their side. Must be all that royal inbreeding.

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Originally posted by reader1107
But my chess pieces never wear clothing! Not that it helps -- instead of my naked queen distracting the other team, she often defects to their side. Must be all that royal inbreeding.
You need to get a more attractive king, that will make your queen stay, and maybe your opponent's queen will even defect to your side.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
You need to get a more attractive king, that will make your queen stay, and maybe your opponent's queen will even defect to your side.
So the lesson to be learned is it is the outside that really counts, not the potential that lays inside?

I think I am going to shave away that one week old beard...

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A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.

"Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered",
she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well", she began,
"I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!

"That must've been scary", said the teacher.

"It sure was", said the little girl.

"My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...
And before he could say, "F##censored##ck," the rottweiler ate him!"