it MUST be wrong!!!

Nobody is perfect.. I am Nobody, therefore I am perfect.

i am precisely the same height as mary poppens 🙂

Originally posted by genius
i am precisely the same height as mary poppens 🙂

Originally posted by 7ate9
i am so perfect... my mother can't help but smile when she sees me.

Originally posted by bub
all mothers think their kids are perfect. thats a mothers faults

Originally posted by reader1107
Nonsense. My mother has thought all her children were scum from birth.

Originally posted by bub
all mothers think their kids are perfect. thats a mothers faults

Originally posted by Phlabibit
mother's

Originally posted by bub
well are you?

Originally posted by reader1107
No, but it sure took us a LONG time to recover from that kind of upbringing! And I'm serious -- she told us we weren't aborted because abortions were both illegal and dangerous then.

My godmother once told one of her children that they should be glad they didn't end up on a tissue under the backseat of her car.

Originally posted by Freddie2006
My godmother once told one of her children that they should be glad they didn't end up on a tissue under the backseat of her car.

Originally posted by bub
your not getin a rec for that one😀