FIFTEEN THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME OVER 50 YEARS TO LEARN
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
on the same night.
2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race
has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word
would be meetings,
3. There is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness,
4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never
want you to share yours with them.
5. You should not confuse your career with your life.
6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
7. Never lick a steak knife.
8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling
reason why we observe daylight savings time.
10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests
that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging
from her at that moment.
11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to
make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age,
gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep
down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
13. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice
person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
14. Your friends love you anyway.
15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur
built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
FINAL Thought for the day
Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women
to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable
to have dinner with.😀
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Originally posted by billwesthoff😀 #3 is the truth
FIFTEEN THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME OVER 50 YEARS TO LEARN
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
on the same night.
2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race
has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word
would be meetings,
3. There is a very fine line between ...[text shortened]...
to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable
to have dinner with.😀
Originally posted by billwesthoffThat is the best statement that I have read in all my life 🙄. Besides once you have a kid you probably will not loose most of the weight you gained. It sucks, but that is life. Women have to get used to it. Remember, from now on be careful what you say about women because I will probably read it 😏.
10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests
that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging
from her at that moment.
🙄 Jen 🙄
glad you liked it jen , but i do sometimes post some anti femimine , blokey type , tounge in cheek type posts as well , just to keep the balance. most of my posts , the ones that dont get moderated or excluded are usally taken in the light in which they are meant to , that is just to be light hearted and with a grain salt. just ask my friend misslead of the veggie clan 😀
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Originally posted by the big melonHow about this one "No husband, since the beginning of time, has been yelled at by his wife while he was taking out the garbage"
That is the best statement that I have read in all my life 🙄. Besides once you have a kid you probably will not loose most of the weight you gained. It sucks, but that is life. Women have to get used to it. Remember, from now on be careful what you say about women because I will probably read it 😏.
🙄 Jen 🙄