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it was a graveyard smash

it was a graveyard smash

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she did not want to do it in the road

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@rookie54 said
she did not want to do it in the road


It was a graveyard smash.

-VR

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My love is like
a blackened rose
whose rotting scent
delights the nose.

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@kevin-eleven said
My love is like
a blackened rose
whose rotting scent
delights the nose.
Say it with flowers - give her a triffid.

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@shallow-blue said
Say it with flowers - give her a triffid.
😆 😆 😆

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@shallow-blue said
Say it with flowers - give her a triffid.
I'd like to give all politicians a triffid. Watching them being organically consumed would be a fitting message to those thinking of making this horrid career choice. 😏

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My love is like
a red red ale.
I like it better
than India Pale.

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Hallowe'en ideas I've been talked out of:

Hiding at the back of the carport with a large knife so I can leap out of the shadows and startle people.

Drawing a pentacle in my driveway with sidewalk chalk and setting out some candles at the five points.

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My love is like
an oatmeal stout:
robust and brown
and full of clout.