Allow me to tell you the true story of Ghost of a Duke.
You probably think this is some story about his pretentious club of liberals but it is not...
You may think this is a story about his claims of being a medical psychiatrist but it is not...
This is the story of how a potential Duke became a Nothing.
Nothing but a Ghost of a Duke.
You see...I write this with love but our little Ghost is an evil boy...so evil...the queen herself revoked his potential Duke status.
How do I know? I was there...I am the one who brought the penguin.🐧
I am just a clown....a clown with a penguin that normal kids love.
Well one day, not too long ago I was called to Buckingham Palace 🤗
The Queen needs a clown! A clown with a penguin!
So to make a long story short I provided that service with the little "Royalty" kiddies while the so called adult "Royalty" mingled in the Bourbon Room.
Well...I didn't know our little Ghost was such a rascal and when I hid in the bushes for a "medical cigarette" I was startled by the little kids screaming!
Well what the bloody hell could go wrong? Well you see our little Ghost was best friends with Prince William and they even shared the same name...sort of.
You see...our Ghost was named William Williams.
Also known as Billy Twice.
He was the son of a Duke.
Ghost...also known as Billy Twice was so jealous of Prince William he used the penguin...my penguin... little Pengy 😟....to beat Prince William.
There was blood and penguin poop everywhere 😔
Naturally the screams of a "Royal" are different and more high pitched than a normal person because they haven't had it bad so they take everything way too serious and the Queen came running when she heard the pathetically girlish screams from Prince William 🙄
"You there!" said the Queen.
"You have assaulted my grandson!'
Little Billy Twice looked at her and then licked the penguin poop off of his wrist and walked into the bushes...never to be seen again... untill he showed up here...on this website.
His father...the real Duke was stripped of his title and now he shines shoes in Liverpool.
I was dealt with more harshly 😔
They took my clown card and now I live in Singapore selling meat pies bit it's actually bad fish meat.
I miss Pengy 😥
@lemondrop saidI need him to post saying I have permission.
I'm hooked
tell me the story
Copyright issues and such...you understand 😉
@lemondrop saidWhen a Queen revokes your Duke status you lose all copyrights.
did the ghost give you permission?
Duh 🙄
@lemondrop saidPatient Client Privilege right? 😉
I know your previous user names
my lips are sealed
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@c-i-v saidWhy don't you tell us a little about yourself, who you are, and what you are up to these days?
Allow me to tell you the true story of Ghost of a Duke.
So many of us have outgrown the mesh of words (although as a matter of practicality we continue to use them) that we know often "stories" are arbitrary tracings through the mesh of remembered reality.
Spiders come and spiders go. Don't let the tea brew for too long.
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@c-i-v saidI will leave that as an exercise for the student.
@Kevin-Eleven
What in the bloody hell are you talking about?
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@c-i-v saidHope you feel ok in the morning.
Allow me to tell you the true story of Ghost of a Duke.
You probably think this is some story about his pretentious club of liberals but it is not...
You may think this is a story about his claims of being a medical psychiatrist but it is not...
This is the story of how a potential Duke became a Nothing.
Nothing but a Ghost of a Duke.
You see...I write this with lo ...[text shortened]... ard and now I live in Singapore selling meat pies bit it's actually bad fish meat.
I miss Pengy 😥
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@lemondrop saidWhy would it be a secret, was he naughty before?
I know your previous user names
my lips are sealed