10 Sep 09
Formally invited as he was, Commander U. Rge thought it would be
quite unrefined to arrive with vacant hands to the feast. Hence, he
decided to lean towards a yummy yet not daring bottle of moonshine,
which the refined guests greeted with benevolence.
As the hours flew, U., stimulated by the kindheartedness of the fine
people present at the jubilee, absorbed relaxedly his own liquor as well
as the one brought by the others, triggering at late hours of the
celebration his most elemental, jungle instincts.
She had an Adam's apple of the size of a small Vietnamese child. U.,
in his unfortunate state, did not comprehend the dimension of such
detail.
Be careful, U! it's a trap!
10 Sep 09
Originally posted by Seitseor is it!
Formally invited as he was, Commander U. Rge thought it would be
quite unrefined to arrive with vacant hands to the feast. Hence, he
decided to lean towards a yummy yet not daring bottle of moonshine,
which the refined guests greeted with benevolence.
As the hours flew, U., stimulated by the kindheartedness of the fine
people present at the jubi ...[text shortened]... nate state, did not comprehend the dimension of such
detail.
Be careful, U! it's a trap!
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10 Sep 09
Originally posted by wormwoodCommander U.Rge is mildly offended by your in-between-lines doubt
or is it!
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regarding his inclinations, at least while sober.
He, however, is willing to start therapy in order to deal more responsibly
with this issue. News to come.
10 Sep 09
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Originally posted by Seitsesuddenly a wrinkled old guy hobbled up, waving his walking stick about. 'i'm a socially assertive man, playful and yet serious', he shouted. 'i have no need for cheezy pick-up lines as i rely on cheerful honesty and genuine interest. and she is MINE! all MINE!!'
Formally invited as he was, Commander U. Rge thought it would be
quite unrefined to arrive with vacant hands to the feast. Hence, he
decided to lean towards a yummy yet not daring bottle of moonshine,
which the refined guests greeted with benevolence.
As the hours flew, U., stimulated by the kindheartedness of the fine
people present at the jubi nate state, did not comprehend the dimension of such
detail.
Be careful, U! it's a trap!
with that he hooked his arm in hers and led her off into his own private darkness. the remaining guests debated whether he knew "her" secret , or not, then promptly forgot all about him.
10 Sep 09
Originally posted by BlackampThe old man, his passions guarded by a fence of darkness, ignited his
suddenly a wrinkled old guy hobbled up, waving his walking stick about. 'i'm a socially assertive man, playful and yet serious', he shouted. 'i have no need for cheezy pick-up lines as i rely on cheerful honesty and genuine interest. and she is MINE! all MINE!!'
with that he hooked his arm in hers and led her off into his own private darkness. the remain ...[text shortened]... guests debated whether he knew "her" secret , or not, then promptly forgot all about him.
lean and mean fortune-cookie-wisdom machine, pouring at the target's
ear all sorts of sweetened arguments leading to the removal of her
knickers.
oh poor him, abhorrently ignorant about how little the object of his desires
needed to be talked into carnal indulgence!