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A new forum game in the making. In this game, the idea is to post a hopeless situation. The next poster must take that hopeless situation, and put a positive spin on it. They then post their hopeless situation.

I will start:

I have been abducted by aliens, who think human beings would be happier without their heads.

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Originally posted by Alcra
A new forum game in the making. In this game, the idea is to post a hopeless situation. The next poster must take that hopeless situation, and put a positive spin on it. They then post their hopeless situation.

I will start:

I have been abducted by aliens, who think human beings would be happier without their heads.
Look on the bright side, you could be a headless chicken....

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Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the light side of life.
[whistling]

If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle. That's the thing.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the right side of life,
[whistling]

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin.
Give the audience a grin.
Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.
So,...

Always look on the bright side of death,
[whistling]
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
[whistling]

Life's a piece of s**t,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke. It's true.
You'll see it's all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistling]

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the light side of life.
[whistling]

If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle. That's the thing.
And.. ...[text shortened]... at the last laugh is on you.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistling]
You know what? I can just picture the Muppet cast singing that. It spooks me.

Monty Python...rock on. We saulte you.

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Originally posted by Alcra
A new forum game in the making. In this game, the idea is to post a hopeless situation. The next poster must take that hopeless situation, and put a positive spin on it. They then post their hopeless situation.

I will start:

I have been abducted by aliens, who think human beings would be happier without their heads.
at least they'll be interested in the upper half of your body instead of the mid-section.mmmmmm...anal intrustion 😉

fred

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Originally posted by marinakatomb
Look on the bright side, you could be a headless chicken....

They have a fantastic new implant you will be much happier with. Lay back and enjoy it!

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Originally posted by Alcra
A new forum game in the making. In this game, the idea is to post a hopeless situation. The next poster must take that hopeless situation, and put a positive spin on it. They then post their hopeless situation.

I will start:

I have been abducted by aliens, who think human beings would be happier without their heads.
You have an ugly face anyway. Who cares.