Driver's License - too cute not to forward
A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
'Mommy,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
'It's not polite.'
'OK', the little girl says,
'How much do you weigh?'
'Now really,' the mother says, 'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'
'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'
The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend..
'Well,' says the friend,
'all you need to do is look at her driver's license.
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
'I know how old you are. You are 32.'
The mother is surprised and asks, 'How did you find that out?
'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
The mother is past surprised and shocked now. 'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'
'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, 'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.'
'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'
'Because you got an F in sex.'
Originally posted by shortcircuitI have a friend from the former East Germany; a beautiful tall voluptuous blue eyed blonde. She came to America because she caught her husband having hot gay sex. Now she's married to an Italian-American who's thinks the Roman legions were very cool. He even has a spatha.
How about in the bedroom? 😲
Originally posted by AThousandYoungIs this a pun? Like "Is that your spatha or are you just glad to see me?"
I have a friend from the former East Germany; a beautiful tall voluptuous blue eyed blonde. She came to America because she caught her husband having hot gay sex. Now she's married to an Italian-American who's thinks the Roman legions were very cool. He even has a spatha.
Seriously, though, I thought the Roman legionaries used the gladius. The auxiliaries (cavalry, for instance, for the longer reach) used the spatha.