I've always been suspicious about people who...

..order tea in cafes and bars.

call to say that you've won a Caribbean cruise.

Make a big show out of eating with chopsticks at Panda Express

Carry an umbrella, when there is no indication of rain.

Stand on street corners in the middle of the night.

... call themselves fervent believers and preach their stuff everywhere.

... ride a pale horse.

...talk about everything and never say anything.

...wear flip flops and shorts when riding a motorbike.

Originally posted by vandervelde
I've always been suspicious about people who...

...say that their husband, who was the country's Finance Minister, was killed in a plane crash, and, having looked at my Yahoo profile, they are confident I can offer confidential assistance with transferring a large sum of money out of Nigeria for a 10% cut for my discretion and kindness....

Originally posted by FMF
...say that their husband, who was the country's Finance Minister, was killed in a plane crash, and, having looked at my Yahoo profile, they are confident I can offer confidential assistance with transferring a large sum of money out of Nigeria for a 10% cut for my discretion and kindness....

Ya! Just as soon as you pay the processing fee.

Originally posted by vandervelde
I've always been suspicious about people who...

...state the bleedin' obvious thing that underpins a joke right after the joke has been offered.

....that don't drink beer and don't like football ( soccer to the non believers )

Originally posted by phil3000
....that don't drink beer and don't like football ( soccer to the non believers )

...anyone with no particular thing to say.

....when your doctor says to you " you must take these pills everyday for the rest of your life " .
You get home and find out there is only 14 pills in the bottle