General Forum

General Forum

  1. Account suspended
    Joined
    10 Dec '11
    Moves
    143494
    14 Jul '16 17:36
    ..order tea in cafes and bars.
  2. Joined
    14 Mar '04
    Moves
    97209
    14 Jul '16 17:48
    call to say that you've won a Caribbean cruise.
  3. Account suspended
    Joined
    02 Jan '15
    Moves
    10189
    14 Jul '16 18:14
    Make a big show out of eating with chopsticks at Panda Express
  4. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
    A Spirited Misfit
    in London
    Joined
    14 Mar '15
    Moves
    10634
    14 Jul '16 18:22
    Carry an umbrella, when there is no indication of rain.
  5. Joined
    27 Sep '06
    Moves
    9651
    14 Jul '16 19:55
    Stand on street corners in the middle of the night.
  6. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
    That's Why I Drink
    Joined
    01 Jan '06
    Moves
    33672
    14 Jul '16 20:39
    ... call themselves fervent believers and preach their stuff everywhere.
  7. Joined
    30 Nov '14
    Moves
    42837
    14 Jul '16 22:18
    ... ride a pale horse.
  8. Joined
    27 Sep '06
    Moves
    9651
    14 Jul '16 23:33
    ...talk about everything and never say anything.
  9. SubscriberFMF
    Main Poster
    This Thread
    Joined
    28 Oct '05
    Moves
    29872
    14 Jul '16 23:39
    ...wear flip flops and shorts when riding a motorbike.
  10. SubscriberFMF
    Main Poster
    This Thread
    Joined
    28 Oct '05
    Moves
    29872
    14 Jul '16 23:44
    Originally posted by vandervelde
    I've always been suspicious about people who...
    ...say that their husband, who was the country's Finance Minister, was killed in a plane crash, and, having looked at my Yahoo profile, they are confident I can offer confidential assistance with transferring a large sum of money out of Nigeria for a 10% cut for my discretion and kindness....
  11. Joined
    27 Sep '06
    Moves
    9651
    14 Jul '16 23:50
    Originally posted by FMF
    ...say that their husband, who was the country's Finance Minister, was killed in a plane crash, and, having looked at my Yahoo profile, they are confident I can offer confidential assistance with transferring a large sum of money out of Nigeria for a 10% cut for my discretion and kindness....
    Ya! Just as soon as you pay the processing fee.
  12. SubscriberFMF
    Main Poster
    This Thread
    Joined
    28 Oct '05
    Moves
    29872
    14 Jul '16 23:54
    Originally posted by vandervelde
    I've always been suspicious about people who...
    ...state the bleedin' obvious thing that underpins a joke right after the joke has been offered.
  13. Joined
    27 Dec '05
    Moves
    143878
    15 Jul '16 20:07
    ....that don't drink beer and don't like football ( soccer to the non believers )
  14. Joined
    27 Sep '06
    Moves
    9651
    15 Jul '16 22:44
    Originally posted by phil3000
    ....that don't drink beer and don't like football ( soccer to the non believers )
    ...anyone with no particular thing to say.
  15. Joined
    27 Dec '05
    Moves
    143878
    16 Jul '16 08:12
    ....when your doctor says to you " you must take these pills everyday for the rest of your life " .
    You get home and find out there is only 14 pills in the bottle
Back to Top