13 Jul 04
That's right. For those of you who think Hell is merely a product of obsolete theology, you're wrong. It is a real, literal place. About 20 miles northwest of Ann Arbor, more or less, there is a small town called Hell, Michigan. I was there today and was not unduly inconvenienced. It was quite pleasant, actually. It did not escape my attention that it is Darwin Road that leads straight to Hell. No surprise there, really. The temperature in Hell was a very tolerable 85 degrees farenheit, something that was made even more pleasant by the fact that they have an ice cream stand there (but little else). So if RBHill tells you you're going to Hell, don't worry, it makes for a very enjoyable afternoon.
13 Jul 04
Originally posted by rgoudieThey sold postcards, taken during the winter, that showed conclusively that Hell does freeze over.
If you ever go back to hell during the winter, do me a favour; create a snowball and see if it has a chance. I'd like to prove that old saying wrong as well.
-Ray.
13 Jul 04
Originally posted by Remora9121. I would really like to have more success with women and dating and would be interested to learn about the "secret psychology" of attraction and specific techniques that guys who are successful with women use.
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*coughs*
but yes-"Banter
Like a king of pinball, you've made an art of playing off of people because your sense of humor is all about banter. Like many great comedians before you, a roundtable of friends, or a roomful of targets, is the catalyst for what makes you laugh. It brings out the wit — and sometimes the nitwit — in everyone.
It's quantity, not quality that matters as you and your friends alternate outbursts like the riffs of a hit single. Here's the bottom line: You're a social creature. Other people's inside jokes even strike you as funny. You manage to gravitate toward people who can appreciate a tall tale and you've probably never hesitated to fire off a zinger — even in a roomful of strangers. So keep it up with your bantering methods. Laughter, after all, keeps the world going 'round. "
not entirely accurate, but getting there...😛