i've decided to become the king

i am of scottish ancestry
momma has this giant book of names and junk and it's all set up with lines drawn and arrows and lil circles around the ones that don't count as much as the ones with three lines under their name
i'm a cousin of royalty
a close cousin
and
i am culturevated, with book learning!
new blood is what is called for in these times of distress, uncertainty, and tiny lil bugs that can kill you
so
i volunteer my services to the british
i won't create a scene
old bean
stiff upper lip and eh, whot and all that noise

imma gonna be a great king

@rookie54 said
i am of scottish ancestry
momma has this giant book of names and junk and it's all set up with lines drawn and arrows and lil circles around the ones that don't count as much as the ones with three lines under their name
i'm a cousin of royalty
a close cousin
and
i am culturevated, with book learning!
new blood is what is called for in these times of distress, uncertai ...[text shortened]... ate a scene
old bean
stiff upper lip and eh, whot and all that noise

imma gonna be a great king

@rookie54 said
i am of scottish ancestry
momma has this giant book of names and junk and it's all set up with lines drawn and arrows and lil circles around the ones that don't count as much as the ones with three lines under their name
i'm a cousin of royalty
a close cousin
and
i am culturevated, with book learning!
new blood is what is called for in these times of distress, uncertai ...[text shortened]... ate a scene
old bean
stiff upper lip and eh, whot and all that noise

imma gonna be a great king

@lemondrop said
seems you'd be far down the line of succession
you'll have to off a lot of folks

@very-rusty said
He could give the gravedigger a lot of business....LOL.... You see now that I find funny!

-VR

@lemondrop said
it was clever but you ended up ruining it with your comment about finding it funny

@rookie54 said
i am of scottish ancestry
momma has this giant book of names and junk and it's all set up with lines drawn and arrows and lil circles around the ones that don't count as much as the ones with three lines under their name
i'm a cousin of royalty
a close cousin
and
i am culturevated, with book learning!
new blood is what is called for in these times of distress, uncertai ...[text shortened]... ate a scene
old bean
stiff upper lip and eh, whot and all that noise

imma gonna be a great king

@rookie54

I second Red's idea and commend him to Your Grace for the honour of Knight of the Rookie Empire.

@rookie54 said
i am of scottish ancestry
momma has this giant book of names and junk and it's all set up with lines drawn and arrows and lil circles around the ones that don't count as much as the ones with three lines under their name
i'm a cousin of royalty
a close cousin
and
i am culturevated, with book learning!
new blood is what is called for in these times of distress, uncertai ...[text shortened]... ate a scene
old bean
stiff upper lip and eh, whot and all that noise

imma gonna be a great king

YouTube : Can't Wait to be King

"It's Good To Be King"

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@rookie54 said
i am of scottish ancestry
momma has this giant book of names and junk and it's all set up with lines drawn and arrows and lil circles around the ones that don't count as much as the ones with three lines under their name
i'm a cousin of royalty
a close cousin
and
i am culturevated, with book learning!
new blood is what is called for in these times of distress, uncertai ...[text shortened]... ate a scene
old bean
stiff upper lip and eh, whot and all that noise

imma gonna be a great king

@moonbus said
Well I didn’t vote for you.

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@rookie54
Capital move, becoming a king, but aren't you thinking of checkers?

Now, if you want to become a queen, we can help you in here. Put a dress and some lipstick on., and Presto! 😀

rookie you forgot to put Kong on the end.

@Relentless-Red

Ah now we see the violence inherent in system. Help help, I’m being repressed.