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i've decided to become the king

i've decided to become the king

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i am of scottish ancestry
momma has this giant book of names and junk and it's all set up with lines drawn and arrows and lil circles around the ones that don't count as much as the ones with three lines under their name
i'm a cousin of royalty
a close cousin
and
i am culturevated, with book learning!
new blood is what is called for in these times of distress, uncertainty, and tiny lil bugs that can kill you
so
i volunteer my services to the british
i won't create a scene
old bean
stiff upper lip and eh, whot and all that noise

imma gonna be a great king

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@rookie54 said
i am of scottish ancestry
momma has this giant book of names and junk and it's all set up with lines drawn and arrows and lil circles around the ones that don't count as much as the ones with three lines under their name
i'm a cousin of royalty
a close cousin
and
i am culturevated, with book learning!
new blood is what is called for in these times of distress, uncertai ...[text shortened]... ate a scene
old bean
stiff upper lip and eh, whot and all that noise

imma gonna be a great king
All you have to learn is to start your sentences with an upper case letter as I am told grammar is important to the English! πŸ˜‰

-VR

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@rookie54 said
i am of scottish ancestry
momma has this giant book of names and junk and it's all set up with lines drawn and arrows and lil circles around the ones that don't count as much as the ones with three lines under their name
i'm a cousin of royalty
a close cousin
and
i am culturevated, with book learning!
new blood is what is called for in these times of distress, uncertai ...[text shortened]... ate a scene
old bean
stiff upper lip and eh, whot and all that noise

imma gonna be a great king
seems you'd be far down the line of succession
you'll have to off a lot of folks


@lemondrop said
seems you'd be far down the line of succession
you'll have to off a lot of folks
He could give the gravedigger a lot of business....LOL.... You see now that I find funny!

-VR


@very-rusty said
He could give the gravedigger a lot of business....LOL.... You see now that I find funny!

-VR
it was clever but you ended up ruining it with your comment about finding it funny

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@lemondrop said
it was clever but you ended up ruining it with your comment about finding it funny
Of course you know the sleep I'll lose over that lemon! πŸ˜› πŸ˜‰

-VR


@rookie54 said
i am of scottish ancestry
momma has this giant book of names and junk and it's all set up with lines drawn and arrows and lil circles around the ones that don't count as much as the ones with three lines under their name
i'm a cousin of royalty
a close cousin
and
i am culturevated, with book learning!
new blood is what is called for in these times of distress, uncertai ...[text shortened]... ate a scene
old bean
stiff upper lip and eh, whot and all that noise

imma gonna be a great king
Excellent decision. You're good with words and saying words can be a big part of it.

I'd quite like to be knighted, but only when you can fit me in.


@rookie54

I second Red's idea and commend him to Your Grace for the honour of Knight of the Rookie Empire.


@rookie54 said
i am of scottish ancestry
momma has this giant book of names and junk and it's all set up with lines drawn and arrows and lil circles around the ones that don't count as much as the ones with three lines under their name
i'm a cousin of royalty
a close cousin
and
i am culturevated, with book learning!
new blood is what is called for in these times of distress, uncertai ...[text shortened]... ate a scene
old bean
stiff upper lip and eh, whot and all that noise

imma gonna be a great king


"It's Good To Be King"


@rookie54 said
i am of scottish ancestry
momma has this giant book of names and junk and it's all set up with lines drawn and arrows and lil circles around the ones that don't count as much as the ones with three lines under their name
i'm a cousin of royalty
a close cousin
and
i am culturevated, with book learning!
new blood is what is called for in these times of distress, uncertai ...[text shortened]... ate a scene
old bean
stiff upper lip and eh, whot and all that noise

imma gonna be a great king
Well I didn’t vote for you.


@moonbus said
Well I didn’t vote for you.
There's more to becoming a king than that sort of nonsense.

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@rookie54
Capital move, becoming a king, but aren't you thinking of checkers?

Now, if you want to become a queen, we can help you in here. Put a dress and some lipstick on., and Presto! πŸ˜€


rookie you forgot to put Kong on the end.


@Relentless-Red

Ah now we see the violence inherent in system. Help help, I’m being repressed.