I'VE HAD IT!

Originally posted by shavixmir
I like:
- Laying down a cable and
- Sending a brother to the coast and
- Dropping a log...and it's a floater, Canadian shipping will have to watch out.

as well.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Excuse me, I've a mole at the counter.

Originally posted by Frank Burns
... a live round in the chamber

Another place where cell phone use can easily become obnoxious: on a crowded bus or subway. I can certainly understand using it to tell someone you'll be at a certain stop in so many minutes, because I do that myself. But why is it necessary to have a full-length conversation at a decibel well above that of a normal conversational voice? Does the enitre subway need to find out what you'll be having for dinner, or that you have to go to a wake for you great aunt Mertha?

Originally posted by Frank Burns
... a live round in the chamber

...actually, I think you need a partner to properly perform a cleveland steamer.

Originally posted by shavixmir
Yes.
One big one.
WHENEVER YOU'RE TALKING TO ME, DON'T USE YER FUKCIN PHONE!

I really, really can't handle it.
Someone will be talking to me, their phone will go off (and yes, it's obviously some stupid, crappy Key-board version of some great tune they've went out and raped for commercial purposes) and they'll pick up their phone.

This i ...[text shortened]...
- Dropping a log...and it's a floater, Canadian shipping will have to watch out.

as well.

Originally posted by arrakis
I have to agree with you buddy. I went out Sat night and saw 2 young people on a date... but strange as it might seem, both were talking on their cell phones and ignoring each other. 🙁

I can just imagine the "damage" when they decide to get intimate at some time... 😕

Originally posted by Chess Moose
bit of a turtle head poking out

Originally posted by Frank Burns
Ok, that’s it! I’ve had it with your damn cell phones! You know, I use one too. BUT, I don’t use one when I’m sitting on the crapper trying to torque one off! I just got out of our men’s room here at work and while I was doing my business I heard one of those candy-ass little songs that people use as a ringer. Now that in and of itself is annoying eno ...[text shortened]... -puff pant-pant wheeze*

If anyone else has any other pet peeve places please add to the list.

They got these pushbikes here in Japan called "Mama charis", they've got seats for kids on the front and the back, and shopping baskets and umbrella holders, and the stupid cows always have their hands full of phones and ciggies while they're riding them fully loaded...

Cell phones in the toilet.

We will now need signs that read

" Now wash your hands .....and cell phone" lol