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Originally posted by KJCavalier😕 The quality of drivel on display here is exceeded only by the discontinuity of engagement, KJ.
I tried earlier, but I just couldn't do it.
Unable to address your original request from their squalid and undoubtedly genetically limited perspectives, your variously agonized antagonistes can only bat their limited vocabularies about like kittens with feathers wondering why the wind is invisible. 😴 Typical really...
🙄 I'd insult each of you individually but you'd never understand my intentions ~ so why bother?
Originally posted by widgetYou have intentions? I thought you just sort of drunkenly fell on your keyboard and MSWord autocorrected the mess you created with the end result being your average widgelet post.
I'd insult each of you individually but you'd never understand my intentions ~ so why bother?
Originally posted by hopscotchCertainly I have intentions, Hoppy 😉 Did you think this was just another exercise in chaos theory?
You have intentions? I thought you just sort of drunkenly fell on your keyboard and MSWord autocorrected the mess you created with the end result being your average widgelet post.
Oops... aplogies! Assuming thought by a 'Snipe? ~ I'm sure it contravenes RHP's primal rules. 😛
Falling drunkenly on the keyboard, however, reminds me of the infinite monkeys & their infinite typewriters producing either all of Shakespeare's works or The Bible ~ depending on the speaker/writer's idea of what might be important literature ~ given an infinite amount of time. Naturally enough, a lot of drivel will be spewed up, too.
🙄 Your contributions are a little early, though not exactly unexpectedly premature, Hoppy
Maybe you should let the monkeys have the keyboard back for a while ? 😛
Originally posted by widgetIn truth surely an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters could only exist in an infinite universe, and therefore there is also the infinite possibility that you or I are infinitely wasting each others' time with our infinite ability to wax the intangible, furthermore your infinite number of monkeys living in an infinite universe could theoretcally produce an infinite number of plays, and Bibles, and, even theorems on quantum physics, therefore the notion of anything that could be described as unique would be about as absurd as your dire and bizarre sense of humour, plagiarist.
Certainly I have intentions, Hoppy 😉 Did you think this was just another exercise in chaos theory?
Oops... aplogies! Assuming thought by a 'Snipe? ~ I'm sure it contravenes RHP's primal rules. 😛
Falling drunkenly on the keyboard, however, reminds me of the infinite monkeys & their infinite typewriters producing either all of Shakespeare's work ...[text shortened]... y premature, Hoppy
Maybe you should let the monkeys have the keyboard back for a while ? 😛
Originally posted by hopscotchGive the monkeys back the keyboard, Hoppy... 😠You are getting very sleepy...😴 Give it to 'em 😛
In truth surely an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters could only exist in an infinite universe, and therefore there is also the infinite possibility that you or I are infinitely wasting each others' time with our infinite ability to wax the intangible, furthermore your infinite number of monkeys living in an infinite univers ...[text shortened]... scribed as unique would be about as absurd as your dire and bizarre sense of humour, plagiarist.
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Originally posted by widgetThis thread never ended up where I wanted it to go. I really wanted to see a grand, just can't believe someone could come up with that, oh wow, even my kids will feel hurt after that one, kind of insult. without using the anatomy or sexual perversion of any sort. Widget my friend, you did good, but nothing and no one has been able to do this.
Give the monkeys back the keyboard, Hoppy... 😠You are getting very sleepy...😴 Give it to 'em 😛
Maybe there is a struggle to match wits with a poodle after all.
Originally posted by KJCavalierWhat makes you think you're deserving enough of my time? The truth is certainly too precious to tell every fool that asks for it and since I can think of few less foolish I feel bound to lie to you. You're a lovely person, I do so enjoy your posts here at RHP and often follow you around the boards to ensure I can bathe in the glorious light of excellence which surronds them. This thread was a fantastic idea and I wish I could have invented such a thing.
This thread never ended up where I wanted it to go. I really wanted to see a grand, just can't believe someone could come up with that, oh wow, even my kids will feel hurt after that one, kind of insult. without using the anatomy or sexual perversion of any sort. Widget my friend, you did good, but nothing and no one has been able to do this.
Maybe there is a struggle to match wits with a poodle after all.
And what about your clan? Sometimes I feel so unworthy in the face of the Klingons that I can't but wish I had their great hygiene standards and stylish haircuts, heck I'd even forgive them their initial refusal to enter into war against the Gem Hadar in alliance with the federaton. They are afterall such noble creatures, that bastion of Klingon pride Worf didn't turn his back on his race to join the Federation, but to make links with it, links that didn't slowly undermine the cultural heritage of the Klingon Empire like a cancer at all! How proud Klingons will be of him in the future when they live in nice Federation created reserves on far away planets with no worries about technology or starships. Yes you represent a truly wonderful people and your level of chess is testament to their valour and intelligence. I'm going to leave the Guttersnipes and apply to join your clan immediately for fear of missing out.
You know what? You're my hero!