Jargon

I hate to disappoint you all but I'm on the bubble.

@handyandy said
I hate to disappoint you all but I'm on the bubble.

Just trying to stay in my lane as I negotiate the evidence-based principles.

@divegeester said
You think posters here need a generator?

Generators leverage facilitators’ synergy and minimax their optimal potential.

@moonbus said
Generators leverage facilitators’ synergy and minimax their optimal potential.

😆

@moonbus said
https://www.atrixnet.com/bs-generator.html

BS generator.

Thanks Moon! Now that's a tool that I can definitely use.

Especially when the bosses beyond my pay-grade start identifying and cross-referencing things born of bovine ordure.

@wolfe63 said
Thanks Moon! Now that's a tool that I can definitely use.

Especially when the bosses beyond my pay-grade start identifying and cross-referencing things born of bovine ordure.

Count to 10 and groan musically when the bovines move in.

@divegeester said
Dump your corporate speak, marketing BS or any type of jargon here...

I thought corporate speak and marketing BS was your specialty ... you are a salesman aren't you?

@petewxyz said
@divegeester
'Doubling down' seems in vogue at the moment. 😉

yes, going forward

@wolfgang59 said
I thought corporate speak and marketing BS was your specialty ... you are a salesman aren't you?

These days we say "synergetic solutions engineer".

@caesar-salad said
These days we say "synergetic solutions engineer".

My brother worked for a time pumping gas at a filling station. His job description was "petroleum transfer technician."

@moonbus said
My brother worked for a time pumping gas at a filling station. His job description was "petroleum transfer technician."

Well, that's better than "Sanitation Engineer". But, just about equal with "Convenience Food Facilitator".

I wonder what kind of corporatized lipstick might brighten the mouth of a prostitution pig?

@wolfe63 said
what kind of corporatized lipstick might brighten the mouth of a prostitution pig?

glitter gloss

@wolfe63 said
I wonder what kind of corporatized lipstick might brighten the mouth of a prostitution pig?

Put lipstick on a pig and it's still a pig.

@handyandy said
Put lipstick on a pig and it's still a pig.

Yes, but it looks funny! 😉

We actually did that as kids Andy!

-VR

"The rocket did not explode on the launching pad," a government spokesman declared, "it underwent unplanned spontaneous uncontrolled oxidation."