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I hate to disappoint you all but I'm on the bubble.

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@handyandy said
I hate to disappoint you all but I'm on the bubble.
Just trying to stay in my lane as I negotiate the evidence-based principles.

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Generators leverage facilitators’ synergy and minimax their optimal potential.

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@moonbus said
https://www.atrixnet.com/bs-generator.html

BS generator.
Thanks Moon! Now that's a tool that I can definitely use.

Especially when the bosses beyond my pay-grade start identifying and cross-referencing things born of bovine ordure.

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@wolfe63 said
Thanks Moon! Now that's a tool that I can definitely use.

Especially when the bosses beyond my pay-grade start identifying and cross-referencing things born of bovine ordure.
Count to 10 and groan musically when the bovines move in.

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I thought corporate speak and marketing BS was your specialty ... you are a salesman aren't you?

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@petewxyz said
@divegeester
'Doubling down' seems in vogue at the moment. 😉
yes, going forward

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@wolfgang59 said
I thought corporate speak and marketing BS was your specialty ... you are a salesman aren't you?
These days we say "synergetic solutions engineer".

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@caesar-salad said
These days we say "synergetic solutions engineer".
My brother worked for a time pumping gas at a filling station. His job description was "petroleum transfer technician."

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@moonbus said
My brother worked for a time pumping gas at a filling station. His job description was "petroleum transfer technician."
Well, that's better than "Sanitation Engineer". But, just about equal with "Convenience Food Facilitator".

I wonder what kind of corporatized lipstick might brighten the mouth of a prostitution pig?

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@wolfe63 said
what kind of corporatized lipstick might brighten the mouth of a prostitution pig?
glitter gloss

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@wolfe63 said
I wonder what kind of corporatized lipstick might brighten the mouth of a prostitution pig?
Put lipstick on a pig and it's still a pig.

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@handyandy said
Put lipstick on a pig and it's still a pig.
Yes, but it looks funny! 😉

We actually did that as kids Andy!

-VR

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"The rocket did not explode on the launching pad," a government spokesman declared, "it underwent unplanned spontaneous uncontrolled oxidation."