Je suis un buveur de café instantané

Hooray! Give us a P. ["P!"]. Give us an O. ["O!"]. etc.

Originally posted by FMF
Ha! So you [b]don't like me! As I thought. You are poisoned by "drinkable" coffee. Bring it on.[/b]

There is something very suspicious about a man who enjoys instant coffee. (Such a shady character will no doubt also have a penchant for pop tarts).

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
There is something very suspicious about a man who enjoys instant coffee. (Such a shady character will no doubt also have a penchant for pop tarts).

If it were not for the very human traits you ascribe to me ~ suspicious, shady, tarty ~ I would condemn you, sir, for dehumanizing me.

Originally posted by FMF
If it were not for the very human traits you ascribe to me ~ suspicious, shady, tarty ~ I would condemn you, sir, for dehumanizing me.

Can i interest you sir with a pop tart?

(*A cunning test).

Originally posted by FMF
It's time to stand up for ourselves and weather ~ chin first, and in public ~ the snooty slings and arch arrows of 'it's undrinkable' and 'it's a waste of time'.

No instant coffee for me at all OR the best brews in the world. I haaaaate coffee.

I hate coffee flavored ice cream, Irish coffee, coffee flavored cakes. Yeeech.

I like a good Constant Comment or a nice English Breakfast, even an Earl Grey now and then.

Coffee? Nyet. Blechh

Oddly enough, that said, I like the smell of freshly ground coffee beans.
Which is weird, I don't know why I would not like the taste of the brew,

Originally posted by sonhouse
No instant coffee for me at all OR the best brews in the world. I haaaaate coffee.

I hate coffee flavored ice cream, Irish coffee, coffee flavored cakes. Yeeech.

I like a good Constant Comment or a nice English Breakfast, even an Earl Grey now and then.

Coffee? Nyet. Blechh

Oddly enough, that said, I like the smell of freshly ground coffee beans.
Which is weird, I don't know why I would not like the taste of the brew,

Perhaps your taste buds have been "tainted" by something unpleasant and are now not capable of discerning the nuances of coffee (not the instant variety as that would be an oxymoron), among other things.

Originally posted by sonhouse
I hate coffee flavored ice cream, Irish coffee, coffee flavored cakes. Yeeech.

I agree with this, although I wouldn't use the word hate.

94% of the most notorious serial killers in history enjoyed instant coffee.

Coincidence?

Originally posted by Seitse
94% of the most notorious serial killers in history enjoyed instant coffee.

Coincidence?

And you came up with this stat because they all, at one time or another were heard saying, "I'd kill for a good cup of instant coffee"?

Originally posted by Seitse
94% of the most notorious serial killers in history enjoyed instant coffee.

Coincidence?

could you give us the list?

Originally posted by Ponderable
could you give us the list?

Maybe not as his name may appear on it.