Jesus.... I need some guidance.

I have a house warming/poker game tonight at a friends house and I'm trying to save up a big sh!te to drop in the tank of his toilet. The problem is that it's 9:00am and I'm already prairie dogging. I need some advice as to how to hold out until 7:00pm tonight. Maybe some breathing excercises will help..... *whhhhhhhooo SHHHHHHHHH wwwwhhhhhhooooo SHHHHHHHHH*.... nope that's actually making it worse.

If the sh!te in the tank doesn't work out, I need to come up with something special to make his move into the new house memorable. It's on like Donkey Kong!

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I have a house warming/poker game tonight at a friends house and I'm trying to save up a big sh!te to drop in the tank of his toilet. The problem is that it's 9:00am and I'm already prairie dogging. I need some advice as to how to hold out until 7:00pm tonight. Maybe some breathing excercises will help..... *whhhhhhhooo SHHHHHHHHH wwwwhhhhhhoooo ...[text shortened]... ith something special to make his move into the new house memorable. It's on like Donkey Kong!

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I have a house warming/poker game tonight at a friends house and I'm trying to save up a big sh!te to drop in the tank of his toilet. The problem is that it's 9:00am and I'm already prairie dogging. I need some advice as to how to hold out until 7:00pm tonight. Maybe some breathing excercises will help..... *whhhhhhhooo SHHHHHHHHH wwwwhhhhhhoooo ...[text shortened]... ith something special to make his move into the new house memorable. It's on like Donkey Kong!

How about sticking a couple of fish under his bed?

Originally posted by Starrman
It's easy, just take a crap in a plastic bag first and then take it round there and dump it in later.

Next time: Neck a few anti-diarrhoea tablets to keep the beast at bay,, then drop a few laxatives later on in the night to get the party started again.

Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Next time: Neck a few anti-diarrhoea tablets to keep the beast at bay,, then drop a few laxatives later on in the night to get the party started again.

Originally posted by trev33
a bit late with the advise dumbnuts.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
That's uncalled for.

I think I'll fire off a letter to RN of the TSM. This will serve 2 fold.

Get YOU on their 'crap list'

Get them off PFC subject for a bit.

Originally posted by trev33
it's never uncalled for called daemon sin dumbnuts, infact it's a little tame.

there's a 'crap list' that i'm not on? mAdness.

Originally posted by trev33
it's never uncalled for called daemon sin dumbnuts, infact it's a little tame.

there's a 'crap list' that i'm not on? mAdness.

Originally posted by Raven69
If it makes you feel any better, you are on my list. 🙂

Originally posted by Raven69
If it makes you feel any better, you are on my list. 🙂