21 Oct 05
Originally posted by WildfireI can offer you this crutch I stole from a syphilitic amputee, but if you want sympathy you'll have to bang the other one.
I just banged my knee really hard against a metallic object. Tears of pain are now streaming down my face, and I expect sympathy and support.
21 Oct 05
Originally posted by WildfireIf he'd had another one, I would have.
đ˛ Stealing a crutch from an amputee? How sick can you be? Steal both his crutches, not just one!
Reminds me of a girl I used to know (true story) whom life had deprived of a limb but not her sense of humour: when approached on her bar stool by drunken lechers, she would repel them by asking "wanna hump my stump?"