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I just banged my knee really hard against a metallic object. Tears of pain are now streaming down my face, and I expect sympathy and support.

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i have more recs than you do!! haa haa

I had..

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Originally posted by Wildfire
I just banged my knee really hard against a metallic object. Tears of pain are now streaming down my face, and I expect sympathy and support.
I can offer you this crutch I stole from a syphilitic amputee, but if you want sympathy you'll have to bang the other one.

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Originally posted by Wildfire
I just banged my knee really hard against a metallic object. Tears of pain are now streaming down my face, and I expect sympathy and support.
Was it a Jesus nail?

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Originally posted by Jusuh
i have more recs than you do!! haa haa
Who cares?

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I can offer you this crutch I stole from a syphilitic amputee, but if you want sympathy you'll have to bang the other one.
😲 Stealing a crutch from an amputee? How sick can you be? Steal both his crutches, not just one!

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Originally posted by Jusuh
i have more recs than you do!! haa haa
Did he pay you to say that?

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Originally posted by Varg
Did he pay you to say that?
yes.

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Originally posted by Wildfire
😲 Stealing a crutch from an amputee? How sick can you be? Steal both his crutches, not just one!
If he'd had another one, I would have.

Reminds me of a girl I used to know (true story) whom life had deprived of a limb but not her sense of humour: when approached on her bar stool by drunken lechers, she would repel them by asking "wanna hump my stump?"