24 Oct 05
Originally posted by shavixmirFrom his past posts , I'd hazzard a guess that he shows good sense in this regard . He probably wants to get a check for doing as little as possible . While he's capable of working , he'll only act like he's working to look busy . Any work that he actually does will probably be along the lines of simply finding out who to blame for his lack of work , or covering his arse again someone blaming him for their lack of production . Or he might actually work at one of the following if hard pressed : getting a date with the chick with titanic knockers in accounting , finding out how to surf porn without getting caught , how to take a 2 hour lunch without getting caught , and in what areas the boss is vulnerable to flattery and sucking up .
Ahhh...that's okay then. He had me worried.
24 Oct 05
Originally posted by Moldy CrowThis sounds to me as if really working is less of an effort.
From his past posts , I'd hazzard a guess that he shows good sense in this regard . He probably wants to get a check for doing as little as possible . While he's capable of working , he'll only act like he's working to look busy . Any work that he actually does will probably be along the lines of simply finding out who to blame for his lack of work , ...[text shortened]... h without getting caught , and in what areas the boss is vulnerable to flattery and sucking up .
24 Oct 05
Originally posted by Moldy CrowLet me quote the late, but ultimately great, Bill Hicks:
From his past posts , I'd hazzard a guess that he shows good sense in this regard . He probably wants to get a check for doing as little as possible . While he's capable of working , he'll only act like he's working to look busy . Any work that he actually does will probably be along the lines of simply finding out who to blame for his lack of work , ...[text shortened]... h without getting caught , and in what areas the boss is vulnerable to flattery and sucking up .
"So the boss sais to me: "Bill, why you not workin'?"
And I sais: "'Cause there's nothin' to do."
"Well, act like you're workin' then." Sais the boss.
"You get paid more than me man, you act like you're workin'. You know what? You act like I'm workin' and I'll act like I'm closin' up. We can both go home happy!"