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Finally landed a friggin plum one, no more interviewing and assessing and personality testing (apparently I do have one!).

Hurrah, charge, and on the beers it is. I feel so good I could kiss you!

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Originally posted by Chess Moose
Finally landed a friggin plum one, no more interviewing and assessing and personality testing (apparently I do have one!).

Hurrah, charge, and on the beers it is. I feel so good I could kiss you!
When do you start, and when will you get fired?

P-

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Soon and later

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I almost hit the "alert" button, thinking this should be in the spirituality forum ...

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Originally posted by Chess Moose
Finally landed a friggin plum one, no more interviewing and assessing and personality testing (apparently I do have one!).

Hurrah, charge, and on the beers it is. I feel so good I could kiss you!
Idiot. Only slaves and horses work!

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Idiot. Only slaves and horses work!
He's talking about being employed , not actually working .

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
He's talking about being employed , not actually working .
Ahhh...that's okay then. He had me worried.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Ahhh...that's okay then. He had me worried.
From his past posts , I'd hazzard a guess that he shows good sense in this regard . He probably wants to get a check for doing as little as possible . While he's capable of working , he'll only act like he's working to look busy . Any work that he actually does will probably be along the lines of simply finding out who to blame for his lack of work , or covering his arse again someone blaming him for their lack of production . Or he might actually work at one of the following if hard pressed : getting a date with the chick with titanic knockers in accounting , finding out how to surf porn without getting caught , how to take a 2 hour lunch without getting caught , and in what areas the boss is vulnerable to flattery and sucking up .

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
From his past posts , I'd hazzard a guess that he shows good sense in this regard . He probably wants to get a check for doing as little as possible . While he's capable of working , he'll only act like he's working to look busy . Any work that he actually does will probably be along the lines of simply finding out who to blame for his lack of work , ...[text shortened]... h without getting caught , and in what areas the boss is vulnerable to flattery and sucking up .
This sounds to me as if really working is less of an effort.

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
From his past posts , I'd hazzard a guess that he shows good sense in this regard . He probably wants to get a check for doing as little as possible . While he's capable of working , he'll only act like he's working to look busy . Any work that he actually does will probably be along the lines of simply finding out who to blame for his lack of work , ...[text shortened]... h without getting caught , and in what areas the boss is vulnerable to flattery and sucking up .
Let me quote the late, but ultimately great, Bill Hicks:

"So the boss sais to me: "Bill, why you not workin'?"
And I sais: "'Cause there's nothin' to do."
"Well, act like you're workin' then." Sais the boss.
"You get paid more than me man, you act like you're workin'. You know what? You act like I'm workin' and I'll act like I'm closin' up. We can both go home happy!"