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Fix puncture on bike.
Shopping.
Have a bath.
Wrap Christmas presents up.
Hoover.

Jobs I have actually got done: -

ZERO!

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Fix puncture on bike.
Shopping.
Have a bath.
Wrap Christmas presents up.
Hoover.

Jobs I have actually got done: -

ZERO!
Well at least that's one thing you've done today and that's a start.


Originally posted by jimslyp69
Fix puncture on bike.
Shopping.
Have a bath.
Wrap Christmas presents up.
Hoover.

Jobs I have actually got done: -

ZERO!
Instead, you punctured the Christmas presents
went shopping for a Hoover,
and tossed the presents into the bath.

But at least you weren't sober.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Fix puncture on bike.
Shopping.
Have a bath.
Wrap Christmas presents up.
Hoover.

Jobs I have actually got done: -

ZERO!
Bike's fine.
Don't need any shopping
Just had a shower
Don't do Christmas presents.
Hoovered yesterday.

Sweet... i have been putting off cleaning my bedroom for 2 weeks now though, add that to your list.

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Instead, you punctured the Christmas presents
went shopping for a Hoover,
and tossed the presents into the bath.

But at least you weren't sober.
I have suspicions that you have a professional comedian writing your posts for you.

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Originally posted by Trev33
Bike's fine.
Don't need any shopping
Just had a shower
Don't do Christmas presents.
Hoovered yesterday.

Sweet... i have been putting off cleaning my bedroom for 2 weeks now though, add that to your list.
You want me to clean your bedroom?

What's in it for me 😠

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
You want me to clean your bedroom?

What's in it for me 😠
Yes and you get he satisfaction of doing something on your list...

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Fix puncture on bike.
Shopping.
Have a bath.
Wrap Christmas presents up.
Hoover.

Jobs I have actually got done: -

ZERO!
You have a seriously heavy schedule. My advice is to have a glass of wine and think about which jobs need doing first. Then have another glass of wine and think about whether it really needs doing today. If you can't decide, have another glass of wine. By this time none of the jobs will appear at all important, so you adopt the Spanish attitude of mañana, and go through the whole process again tomorrow.

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Originally posted by Pianoman1
You have a seriously heavy schedule. My advice is to have a glass of wine and think about which jobs need doing first. Then have another glass of wine and think about whether it really needs doing today. If you can't decide, have another glass of wine. By this time none of the jobs will appear at all important, so you adopt the Spanish attitude of mañana, and go through the whole process again tomorrow.
I've actually done all of the above apart from having a bath and after having a can of beer too.

😏

Baths? I hate baths.

*Grumbles*

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
I've actually done all of the above apart from having a bath and after having a can of beer too.

😏

Baths? I hate baths.

*Grumbles*
One thing concerns me: why do you HAVE to have a bath? Why not shower?

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Originally posted by Pianoman1
One thing concerns me: why do you HAVE to have a bath? Why not shower?
Sunday night is weekly bath night... he forgot the mention that the 'jobs' he had for today were for his pocket money, if he doesn't take a bath if can't afford his sweets for his lunch tomorrow.

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Originally posted by Pianoman1
One thing concerns me: why do you HAVE to have a bath? Why not shower?
I don't have a shower. 😛

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
I don't have a shower. 😛
But you don't have a bath tub either. 😕

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Fix puncture on bike.
Shopping.
Have a bath.
Wrap Christmas presents up.
Hoover.

Jobs I have actually got done: -

ZERO!
OK, Now that was FUNNY!

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
But you don't have a bath tub either. 😕
Ok, next job on list: instal a shower.