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Originally posted by PaulieHe picked up the newspaper and grabbed a beer from the orange fridge.The clock showed it was 7:30 AM and Bruce felt happy in the knowledge that he is opening his first beer five minutes later than yesterday,amazing what can be achieved with a little application.....
I gotta lay off the sause...he thought to himself
Suddenly everything went hazy, bruce opened one eye, he had fainted. He wiped the blue berry pie from his face. He rubbed his head, it was sore from when he banged it on the floor, then he remembered the fatal accidence 7 years ago when he fell off his harley. The memories came flooding back, he wasn't called Bruce he was called Mel...
Originally posted by Jay Peateahe was hungry so he went to get a.....
Suddenly everything went hazy, bruce opened one eye, he had fainted. He wiped the blue berry pie from his face. He rubbed his head, it was sore from when he banged it on the floor, then he remembered the fatal accidence 7 years ago when he fell off his harley. The memories came flooding back, he wasn't called Bruce he was called Mel...
Originally posted by player420"and i shall smite thee down and you shall all see that i am God!" he told the shopkeeper before rushing next door to the bookshop to find a bible cause, after the crash, his memory was screwed up and he's forgotten the quote.
...Big Kahuna Burger and a pack of Red Apple cigarettes (non-filtered, of course)...