Joke for the Day :)

A new take on a looming problem.....

When I got home from work last night, my wife demanded that I take her out to some place expensive...................

So I took her to a petrol station!!!!!!! hahaha hehehehe 🙂

My girlfriend said she wanted to be f****d by 10 inches and have it hurt so bad she'd pass out . So I did her twice and hit her in the head with a brick .

(rim shot !)

Here in Portland they have a new scam running. An attractive lady will approach your car at a stop light/sign and expose her breasts and pretend to wash your windshield with a cloth.
While this is going on someone will open your back door and steal your packages.
This happened to a friend of mine.
On Wednesday on the way home, on Friday while running errands after work and on Sunday he wasn't able to find them...

Originally posted by Frank Burns
Here in Portland they have a new scam running. An attractive lady will approach your car at a stop light/sign and expose her breasts and pretend to wash your windshield with a cloth.
While this is going on someone will open your bac ...[text shortened]... g errands after work and on Sunday he wasn't able to find them...