A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville WA.
There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land, so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she enountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and ended up with a crotch full of spinters.
In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the spinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examing room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited 3 hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close to a waste treatment facility. I'm sorry, but due to Obamacare they turned me down."
Originally posted by whodeythis does probably belong to debates. To me as a German who enjoys heatlth care through all his life I think yo cold do much worse...
A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville WA.
There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land, so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she enountered a spotted owl tha ...[text shortened]... ose to a waste treatment facility. I'm sorry, but due to Obamacare they turned me down."
Originally posted by whodeyYep, joke alright.
A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville WA.
There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land, so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she enountered a spotted owl tha ...[text shortened]... ose to a waste treatment facility. I'm sorry, but due to Obamacare they turned me down."
Originally posted by whodeyOne athlete approaches another athlete at the olympics and says " Excuse me ,are you a pole vaulter " the other man replies " No i am German but how did you know my name was walter ?" .. ðŸ˜
A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville WA.
There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land, so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she enountered a spotted owl tha ...[text shortened]... ose to a waste treatment facility. I'm sorry, but due to Obamacare they turned me down."
An older lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant
70th birthday by staying overnight in an expensive hotel.
When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for
$250.00.
She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high. "It's a
nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth $250.00 for just an
overnight stay! I didn't even have breakfast."
The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate', so she
insisted on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced:
"This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre
which are available for use."
"But I didn't use them," she said.
''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager.
He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the
in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have the best
entertainers from the world over performing here," the Manager said.
"But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said.
"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response.
After several minutes discussion with the Manager unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him.
The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check. "But madam, this check is for only $50.00."
"That's correct. I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me," she replied.
"But I didn't!" exclaims the very surprised Manager.
"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."
Originally posted by shortcircuitThats a thumbs up from me 🙂
An older lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant
70th birthday by staying overnight in an expensive hotel.
When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for
$250.00.
She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high. "It's a
nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth $250.00 for just an ...[text shortened]... Manager.
"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."
So Rodney prayed to the Lord, 'Please let me win the lottery'.
That went on for a couple of weeks, nothing.
PLEASE LORD let me win the lottery
Nothing.
LORD, I have been a great father, I put them all through college, paid all their bills, I even saved that lady from drowning in the lake, remember that?
I am good man Lord, PLEASE let me win the lottery.
So one day a big finger comes out of the clouds and points right at old Rodney:
Yes Rodney, your prayers are answered, I can see you are a good man and deserve to win the lottery.
But Rodney, meet me halfway here:
BUY A TICKET!