joke...

what is the difference between erotic and kinky?

erotic uses a feather, kinky uses the whole chicken 😲

Originally posted by Freddie2004
what is the difference between erotic and kinky?

erotic uses a feather, kinky uses the whole chicken 😲

Originally posted by Coconut
didn't get enough giggles on the first try? Plonker

Originally posted by Freddie2004
The only reason I posted it again was because that thread got removed and I wanted to see if it was because of my "joke"

Originally posted by hopscotch
That's like checking to see if your shotgun is loaded by pulling the trigger.

Originally posted by Freddie2004
what is the difference between erotic and kinky?

erotic uses a feather, kinky uses the whole chicken 😲

Great joke to pull on somebody, probably more applicable here in the states:

Ask a friend if they were caught in the backup of a "real bad accident" that happened on a freeway or whatever in your vicinity. They may say no or whatever. Continue to say, "You know who was involved in it?" They will say no and tell them it was "Lorena Bobbit". They will most likely say, "Oh yeah?". Then tell them....here it comes...the punchline...are you ready?

"Yeah. Some dick cut her off."

Originally posted by Joe Fist
Great joke to pull on somebody, probably more applicable here in the states:

Ask a friend if they were caught in the backup of a "real bad accident" that happened on a freeway or whatever in your vicinity. They may say no or whatever. Continue to say, "You know who was involved in it?" They will say no and tell them it was "Lorena Bobbit". They ...[text shortened]... them....here it comes...the punchline...are you ready?

"Yeah. Some dick cut her off."

Here's one:

An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. As I watch TV, or even eat, I think about women. Everything seems to make me think about women."

The two sat sipping in silence. A short time later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

Hey Frank where have I heard that one?😛😀

LOL! Steve you're an old dog! See ya on the boards.

Originally posted by hopscotch
That's like checking to see if your shotgun is loaded by pulling the trigger.

What's the difference between hard and light?

You can get to sleep with a light on 😉