A young man was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from college. While walking through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.The elephant seemed to be in great distress, so the young man approached it very cautiously.
He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant’s foot. There was a large thorn embedded in its soft pad. As gently as he could, the man worked the thorn out with his knife. The elephant gingerly put down its foot and turned to face the man. It stared at him gravely for a long, long while. Eventually it trumpeted loudly three times, turned and slowly walked away.
The young man never forgot that elephant, or the events of that day.
Many years later he went to the local the zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the elephants turned, looked at him and slowly walked up to where he was standing. It stared gravely at the man, lifted its foot off the ground, then put it down. It did this several times.Then it trumpeted loudly three times, staring gravely at the man all the time.
It was, naturally, a very emotional moment for the man. His eyes filled with tears. Ignoring the warning sign he climbed over the railing and got into into the enclosure. He stood there in front of the elephant, staring up into its eyes in wonder.
Then the elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around the man’s leg, and swung him violently against the railing for several terrifying minutes, until the keepers came and finally subdued him. The man, of course, died.
Nope. It probably wasn’t the same elephant.
Cute little boy 5 years old gets on an elevator, lady watches him push the button for his floor and exclaims"oh, what a cute little boy, pushing the buttons like a big grown up"
Little boy looks up and says "Hi, nice lady, can I smell your feet?"
Lady gets indignant and says "NO! Of course you cannot smell my feet"!
Cute little boy gives a sniff or two, then sez "Well, it must be your pussy then"
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Originally posted by JokerFiveShe has a cat?
Cute little boy 5 years old gets on an elevator, lady watches him push the button for his floor and exclaims"oh, what a cute little boy, pushing the buttons like a big grown up"
Little boy looks up and says "Hi, nice lady, can I smell your feet?"
Lady gets indignant and says "NO! Of course you cannot smell my feet"!
Cute little boy gives a sniff or two, then sez "Well, it must be your pussy then"
Not in my building.