jokes and puns

so a bear walks into a bar and says " can i have a .................................................................... glass of water?" then the bartender says "sure, but what was with the big pause?" then the bear says "hello, i'm a bear."

A bear walks into a bar, sits down and orders a Bud. The barteneder thinks he can get one over on the bear, so he says, "That'll be $20." The bear pays it, drinks his beer, then orders another one. The bartender says, "We don't get many bears in here." The bear says, "I can see why, with these prices."

My wife is a mattawitta.
What's a mattawitta?
She hate puns.

Boom tish

Originally posted by Zort Boy
My wife is a mattawitta.
What's a mattawitta?
She hate puns.

Boom tish