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Jokes: The Sequel

Standard memberXYYZ
General 21 Jul '18 13:03
  1. Standard memberXYYZ
    The 'Fett'
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    21 Jul '18 13:03
    What do you call a fish with two (2) knees?
    A two-knee fish😕🙁:'(😞
  2. SubscriberGreat Big Stees
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    21 Jul '18 14:03
    Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
    A: Lawsuits!
  3. Standard memberWoofwoof
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    21 Jul '18 19:13
    How do you catch a "unique" rabbit?
    You neek up on it!
  4. Subscriberrookie54
    free tazer tickles..
    wildly content...
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    21 Jul '18 20:09
    do you know the difference between a vitamin and a hormone???

    you cannot hear a vitamin...
  5. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
    Resident of Planet X
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    22 Jul '18 09:50
    Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.
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    Standard memberwhodey
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    22 Jul '18 10:36
    A sequel of jokes?

    You an have as many sequels as you wish, just know that the original is always better.
  7. SubscriberPianoman1
    Nil desperandum
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    29 Jul '18 07:08
    Did you hear about the woman who sat on a bacon slicer? Disaster! And they got a little behind with the orders .....
  8. Standard memberWoofwoof
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    29 Jul '18 09:23
    Why was King Arthur's army too tired to fight?

    It had too many sleepless Knights.
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