Jokes: The Sequel

What do you call a fish with two (2) knees?
A two-knee fish😕🙁:'(😞

Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
A: Lawsuits!

How do you catch a "unique" rabbit?
You neek up on it!

do you know the difference between a vitamin and a hormone???

you cannot hear a vitamin...

Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.

A sequel of jokes?

You an have as many sequels as you wish, just know that the original is always better.

Did you hear about the woman who sat on a bacon slicer? Disaster! And they got a little behind with the orders .....

Why was King Arthur's army too tired to fight?

It had too many sleepless Knights.