Jobs from the 90's that aren't around anymore...
Steve

How do you find Will Smith in snow?
Just look for Fresh Prints

Having sex is like playing bridge
If you dont have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

A woman calls her husband, who is on his way home from work.
"Honey, be careful," she says "I just saw on the news that there is a car driving the wrong way on the interstate."
"It's even worse than that," the husband replies. "There are hundreds of them!"

If you ever find yourself being attacked by a gang of clowns...

You should go straight for the juggler

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal one?

The taste!