JOKES!

What goes up and Wobbles?

A JELLYCOPTER!

What can you get at the dentist's for a dollar?

Buck Teeth!

Originally posted by trawets113
A JELLYCOPTER!

No need to be all sarky!

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Cuz 7 8 9!

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Cuz 7 8 9!

What do u call a camal and a cow mixed together.


A lumpy Milkshake.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

To see his flat mate! 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

I made that one by myself!

A man walked into a bar.....OUCH!.......It was an iron bar

[Insert your "favourite" RHPer's name here] walked into a bar with a pig under his arm. The barman says "You can;t bring that pig in here!". And the pig says "Oh come on, he's with me!"

A leopard went to see an optometrist because he thought he needed an eye exam. "Every time I look at my wife," he worriedly told the optometrist, "I see spots before my eyes."

"So what's to worry about?" replied the doctor. "You're a leopard, aren't you?"

"What's that got to do with anything?" replied the patient. "My wife is a zebra."

why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?

to get to the same side! 😀