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Your momma is so ugly she made a blind kid cry
Your momma is so fat when she sat on the rainbow she made skittles
Your momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money
Your momma is so short she fell off a curb and comitted scuicide
Your momma is so stupid she died raking leaves, (fell outa the tree)
How do you kill ur mom, put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool
Your mommas so fat Jesus couldnt lift her to heaven

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any of those deserve a rec, thats almost all i got...😳

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Those are funny. Funny.........but mean.

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Originally posted by dukeballinhomie
any of those deserve a rec, thats almost all i got...😳
If you continue askinf for recs no one will rec your posts.

Please avoid starting a new thread everytime a joke come to your mind,just continue posting in the already existent threads.

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sry Ravello, just found out about recs a little earlier today, check in the Help, ull see where, and so im trying to get my first one by doing wut other ppls do and are gettin recs, telling jokes, and those are funny, but i still havent got one....

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Originally posted by dukeballinhomie
sry Ravello, just found out about recs a little earlier today, check in the Help, ull see where, and so im trying to get my first one by doing wut other ppls do and are gettin recs, telling jokes, and those are funny, but i still havent got one....
You started three threads about jokes,post in only one.

However recs are meaningless if given for drivel posts,will your life be any better if someone gives you a rec?

I believe not.

Concentrate about your chess moves,not about getting recs.

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hey, i suck at chess too? lol wut difference

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Originally posted by Ravello
If you continue askinf for recs no one will rec your posts.

Please avoid starting a new thread everytime a joke come to your mind,just continue posting in the already existent threads.
"everytime a joke comeS to your mind".

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Originally posted by Ravello
You started three threads about jokes,post in only one.

However recs are meaningless if given for drivel posts,will your life be any better if someone gives you a rec?

I believe not.

Concentrate about your chess moves,not about getting recs.
"concentrate ON your chess moves, not ON getting recs"

fred

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Originally posted by Freddie2004
"concentrate ON your chess moves, not ON getting recs"

fred
oh,this advice is good for you as well.

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Hey Fred, I HEARD you the FIRST time RAVELLO said it, but why cant i POST jokes for PPLS to read??

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Originally posted by dukeballinhomie
Hey Fred, I HEARD you the FIRST time RAVELLO said it, but why cant i POST jokes for PPLS to read??
go ahead, post as many jokes as you like, hundred's, thousands, whatever. just keep them in one thread and don't expect to get a rec for every funny thing you say. there is a fine line between being funny and being witty. being witty usually gets more recs.

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Originally posted by Ravello
oh,this advice is good for you as well.
i decided to start to correct people who's first language isn't english so that they can improve. 🙂

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so you getting onto a kid for posting jokes is sposed to wut? get me to quit posting jokes? ok....?

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Originally posted by dukeballinhomie
Hey Fred, I HEARD you the FIRST time RAVELLO said it, but why cant i POST jokes for PPLS to read??
your just posting for recs whats the point

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