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I just signed for two weeks in the Algarve.
Beat that

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Originally posted by emilia
I just signed for two weeks in the Algarve.
Beat that
😴

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Originally posted by emilia
I just signed for two weeks in the Algarve.
Beat that
I won't be going on vacation this year.

Have I beaten you?

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Originally posted by emilia
I just signed for two weeks in the Algarve.
Beat that
Maldives, six weeks with nubile maidens, and all the meths I can imbibe.

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Originally posted by demonseed
Maldives, six weeks with nubile maidens, and all the meths I can imbibe.
have another beer... save your eyes.

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Originally posted by emilia
I just signed for two weeks in the Algarve.
Beat that
I turned down a free two-week trip taking in the Galapagos Islands and part of the Amazonian rainforest because I felt guilty about going without my girlfriend.

Beat that, package-holiday scum.

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Originally posted by dottewell
I turned down a free two-week trip taking in the Galapagos Islands and part of the Amazonian rainforest because I felt guilty about going without my girlfriend.

Beat that, package-holiday scum.
Wow. *whipping sound*

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Originally posted by dottewell
I turned down a free two-week trip taking in the Galapagos Islands and part of the Amazonian rainforest because I felt guilty about going without my girlfriend.

Beat that, package-holiday scum.
I think you should beat your girlfriend for that.

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Originally posted by Starrman
I think you should beat your girlfriend for that.
Nah. I wasn't long back from this

http://www.manchesteronline.co.uk/travel/reviews/s/178/178381_rwanda_gorillas_not_to_be_missed.html

...and given that the nearest me and the missus have had to a holiday in the last year has been a 5-day break in Nice, I didn't think it would go down too well.

Besides, I am a saint.

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Originally posted by dottewell
Nah. I wasn't long back from this

http://www.manchesteronline.co.uk/travel/reviews/s/178/178381_rwanda_gorillas_not_to_be_missed.html

...and given that the nearest me and the missus have had to a holiday in the last year has been a 5-day break in Nice, I didn't think it would go down too well.

Besides, I am a saint.
You spelt 'stain' wrong.

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Actually I meant to write "I am Sinitta", the 80s pop star.

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Originally posted by dottewell
Actually I meant to write "I am Sinitta", the 80s pop star.
You had a steamy relationship with Simon Cowell!!!?? http://www.thebubbleburst.co.uk/bb.php?entry=Sinitta


I'm off for my second holiday this year to Loja, Granada in 3 weeks...beat that!! 😛

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pffffft...

Been 7 weeks in India...and counting...

🙂

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Originally posted by wucky3
I'm off for my second holiday this year to Loja, Granada in 3 weeks...beat that!! 😛
I get around.

http://www.manchesteronline.co.uk/travel/reviews/s/184/184600_tahiti_the_shark_truth.html

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Originally posted by shavixmir
pffffft...

Been 7 weeks in India...and counting...

🙂
who wants 7 weeks of ring sting? 😲