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Originally posted by Harry00I'm a crack-smoking, Colt 45-guzzling bridge rat, living exclusively on the proceeds from selling the mobile phones I steal from hapless passerby.
Still a newbie. You all seem so very intelligent. Just wondering what kind of ocupation you have. Just would like to know a little more about you.
I am 'so very intelligent', though. Good call.
Originally posted by Harry00I breed tropical fish and also do code-breaking work for the Government.
Still a newbie. You all seem so very intelligent. Just wondering what kind of ocupation you have. Just would like to know a little more about you.
Oops, I wasn't supposed to mention that.
Originally posted by Harry00I'm a purveyor of fine cheeses and in my free time I unravel the secret codes found in the lyrics of Shabba Ranks.
Still a newbie. You all seem so very intelligent. Just wondering what kind of ocupation you have. Just would like to know a little more about you.
Originally posted by Harry00I'm an insurance conman. I walk in front of cars and fake accidents to claim compensation. In the weekends I like to visit shops to find goods with damaged packaging so I can complain about them and recieve discounts. I spend most evenings alone playing heavy metal songs backwards to listen to the hidden messages from our Dark Lord and then posting them on my website.
Still a newbie. You all seem so very intelligent. Just wondering what kind of ocupation you have. Just would like to know a little more about you.
Originally posted by catfoodtimI'm also paid by the kilo
I'm paid by the kilo to binge on horse-meat to my home-made Boney M mix-tape until I inevitably fall ill.
I spend the ensuing, remorseful, vomit-spattered days pining for a lost age when man and woman could wash clothes together on the banks of the Liffey. I also collect wrappers from the floor in Leeds market hoping for that lucky tenner.