Just because people like me (although in the Northwest now but grew up in Kentucky and South Carolina) and vaknso, Flash and vacostner might be from the south...this DOES NOT make us rednecks. #9 completely proves that!!
But we know alot about all of these which is kinda sad...hehehe
The Top 39 Things You'll Never Hear A Redneck Say
39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
38. Duct tape won't fix that.
37. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
35. We don't keep firearms in this house.
34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
33. You can't feed that to the dog.
32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
31. No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe.
30. Wrasslin's fake.
29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
28. We're vegetarians.
27. Do you think my hair is too big?
26. I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.
25. Honey, do these bonsai trees need watering?
24. Who's Richard Petty?
23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
22. Deer heads detract from the decor.
21. Spitting is such a nasty habit.
20. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
19. Trim the fat off that steak.
18. Cappuccino tastes better that espresso.
17. The tires on that truck are too big.
16. I'll have the arugula and ridicchio salad
15. I've got it all on a floppy disk.
14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
13. Would you like you fish poached or broiled?
12. My fiancée, Paula Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
9. Checkmate.
8. She's too old to be wearing a bikini.
7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
6. Hey, here's an episode of Hee Haw that we haven't seen.
5. I don't have a favorite college team.
4. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
3. I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Moonbeam.
1. Elvis who?
Dave 😀
(who is not a redneck...maybe a competent fake 😀)
Originally posted by T1000Since you are from England I will let that slide and not send a "slap up side yo head" in an email.
Who *is* Richard Petty?
Richard Petty is known as the Redneck king...he was the first big star of NASCAR...and the most winningest racer of all time. He is retired now but ask anyone from the south if they are my age and they will say they had an "STP" sticker on either their bicycle or the car.
Dave
Originally posted by SchliemannAhem. Wash your mouth out Sir! Born in Scotland, and lived about 17 out of my 22 years in Wales. Scarcely a foot set in England. I live there now 'tis true, but not for long if I can help it 😉
Since you are from England...
Cheers for telling me who Richard Petty is though!
Originally posted by Schliemannthats quite a list.....did you get that in an e-mail?
Just because people like me (although in the Northwest now but grew up in Kentucky and South Carolina) and vaknso, Flash and vacostner might be from the south...this DOES NOT make us rednecks. #9 completely proves that!!
But we know alot about all of these which is kinda sad...hehehe
The Top 39 Things You'll Never Hear A Redneck Say
39. I'll t ...[text shortened]... Moonbeam.
1. Elvis who?
Dave 😀
(who is not a redneck...maybe a competent fake 😀)
Originally posted by T1000Hey Mark, less of the Nationalism, we're all friends since England, Scotland and Wales became GB right? It was for the good of all the countries concerned, no?
Ahem. Wash your mouth out Sir! Born in Scotland, and lived about 17 out of my 22 years in Wales. Scarcely a foot set in England. I live there now 'tis true, but not for long if I can help it 😉
Cheers for telling me who Richard Petty is though!
;-)
Joe
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Originally posted by SchliemannKing Richard will always be #1 in my book (damn right I had that STP sticker on my bike-- and one on my school notebook, as well), but Dale Earnhardt Sr. had more career victories than Petty did. Petty does hold the record for number of wins at Daytona, though.
Since you are from England I will let that slide and not send a "slap up side yo head" in an email.
Richard Petty is known as the Redneck king...he was the first big star of NASCAR...and the most winningest racer of all time. He is retired now but ask anyone from the south if they are my age and they will say they had an "STP" sticker on either their bicycle or the car.
Dave
Originally posted by kyngjI know where he was coming from. It must be pretty annoying that so many people. when they thing of the UK, only think of England. Even the English do it sometimes (too often). Most of the time I'm sure it's an honest mistake (like I confuse Ozzies & New Zealanders, or Americans & Canadians because the accents seem very similar to me).
Hey Mark, less of the Nationalism, we're all friends since England, Scotland and Wales became GB right? It was for the good of all the countries concerned, no?
;-)
Joe
Not sure I liked the "not for long if I can help it" quip though. I though you liked England Mark, or at least parts of it?
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Just did a little research, and found, to my surprise, that Petty is actually FIFTH on the list of all-time winners: the top four are Darrell Waltrip with 84, the late Dale Earnhardt Sr with 76, Cale Yarborough with 69, and Jeff Gordon with 60-something (and he is the only driver of the top five still active). Petty had 60. (Sorry to bore you non-rednecks with this, but auto racing happens to be my favorite sport! And I'm a Yankee, born and raised.)
Originally posted by tenebr8I understand if you just misspoke, but don't you mean auto-racing is your favorite mode of transportation?😀
Just did a little research, and found, to my surprise, that Petty is actually FIFTH on the list of all-time winners: the top four are Darrell Waltrip with 84, the late Dale Earnhardt Sr with 76, Cale Yarborough with 69, and Jeff Gordon with 60-something (and he is the only driver of the top five still active). Petty had 60. (Sorry to bore you non-rednecks ...[text shortened]... ith this, but auto racing happens to be my favorite sport! And I'm a Yankee, born and raised.)