Karma loves revenge

So, my whole life I found it funny to leave old credit cards or gift cards laying around like on the bus or on the sidewalk.
People find them and get excited only to be told they have been used up.
So my last gift card/credit card was a MasterCard gift card and I was out walking with my lady and I start giggling and I pull it out and put it on the sidewalk and I tell her...

"I just used it online so some bum will see this and think he's found money"

(With the MasterCard gift cards all you have to do is swipe them at the store...no identification or pin number needed.
You just swipe it and your done.)

So after I spent an hour giggling I got home and I get an email from the internet company I used the card on.
It went like this...

"Thank you for your purchase...we will debit your card within 7 days"

So I says...
"Babe?...if I used that card the money is gone right?"

She says...
"Yes babe...even though they haven't accepted the money yet it's up in internet space so the card is maxed out and the company you spent the money on just has to accept it"

I agreed with her...

I just got an email from that company and they said the card was declined ☹️

Karma got me.

Some bum did find that card and tried it and he scored 40 bucks.

@anderssen said
So, my whole life I found it funny to leave old credit cards or gift cards laying around like on the bus or on the sidewalk.
People find them and get excited only to be told they have been used up.
So my last gift card/credit card was a MasterCard gift card and I was out walking with my lady and I start giggling and I pull it out and put it on the sidewalk and I tell her. ...[text shortened]... was declined ☹️

Karma got me.

Some bum did find that card and tried it and he scored 40 bucks.

You just made the list brotha!

I'm writing your name down right now! 😠

@Anderssen
karma is merely a teacher
what have you learned this day?

Don't make fun of poor people.

@anderssen said
So, my whole life I found it funny to leave old credit cards or gift cards laying around like on the bus or on the sidewalk.
People find them and get excited only to be told they have been used up.
So my last gift card/credit card was a MasterCard gift card and I was out walking with my lady and I start giggling and I pull it out and put it on the sidewalk and I tell her. ...[text shortened]... was declined ☹️

Karma got me.

Some bum did find that card and tried it and he scored 40 bucks.

@anderssen said
Don't make fun of poor people.

@divegeester said
Wow you have a blow-up doll which talks.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
You mean like describing them as bums?

@anderssen said
😐

🙄

@lemondrop said
you are a little bit stupid
it probably won't be the last time you get punked

@anderssen said
Better to lose 40 bucks than be known as the clan rankings cheater.

What gender pronoun do you go by these days?

So if I fart it turns you on?