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  1. Standard memberAnderssen
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    16 Oct '19 23:12
    So, my whole life I found it funny to leave old credit cards or gift cards laying around like on the bus or on the sidewalk.
    People find them and get excited only to be told they have been used up.
    So my last gift card/credit card was a MasterCard gift card and I was out walking with my lady and I start giggling and I pull it out and put it on the sidewalk and I tell her...

    "I just used it online so some bum will see this and think he's found money"

    (With the MasterCard gift cards all you have to do is swipe them at the store...no identification or pin number needed.
    You just swipe it and your done.)

    So after I spent an hour giggling I got home and I get an email from the internet company I used the card on.
    It went like this...

    "Thank you for your purchase...we will debit your card within 7 days"

    So I says...
    "Babe?...if I used that card the money is gone right?"

    She says...
    "Yes babe...even though they haven't accepted the money yet it's up in internet space so the card is maxed out and the company you spent the money on just has to accept it"

    I agreed with her...

    I just got an email from that company and they said the card was declined ☚ī¸

    Karma got me.

    Some bum did find that card and tried it and he scored 40 bucks.
  2. Subscriberlemondrop
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    16 Oct '19 23:24
    @anderssen said
    So, my whole life I found it funny to leave old credit cards or gift cards laying around like on the bus or on the sidewalk.
    People find them and get excited only to be told they have been used up.
    So my last gift card/credit card was a MasterCard gift card and I was out walking with my lady and I start giggling and I pull it out and put it on the sidewalk and I tell her. ...[text shortened]... was declined ☚ī¸

    Karma got me.

    Some bum did find that card and tried it and he scored 40 bucks.
    you are a little bit stupid
    it probably won't be the last time you get punked
  3. Standard memberAnderssen
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    16 Oct '19 23:50
    You just made the list brotha!

    I'm writing your name down right now! 😠
  4. Subscriberrookie54
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    17 Oct '19 00:12
    @Anderssen
    karma is merely a teacher
    what have you learned this day?
  5. Standard memberAnderssen
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    17 Oct '19 00:15
    Don't make fun of poor people.
  6. Judea AD33
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    17 Oct '19 07:11
    @anderssen said
    So, my whole life I found it funny to leave old credit cards or gift cards laying around like on the bus or on the sidewalk.
    People find them and get excited only to be told they have been used up.
    So my last gift card/credit card was a MasterCard gift card and I was out walking with my lady and I start giggling and I pull it out and put it on the sidewalk and I tell her. ...[text shortened]... was declined ☚ī¸

    Karma got me.

    Some bum did find that card and tried it and he scored 40 bucks.
    Wow you have a blow-up doll which talks.
  7. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    17 Oct '19 09:53
    @anderssen said
    Don't make fun of poor people.
    You mean like describing them as bums?
  8. Standard memberAnderssen
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    17 Oct '19 10:06
    @divegeester said
    Wow you have a blow-up doll which talks.
    😆
  9. Standard memberAnderssen
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    17 Oct '19 10:10
    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    You mean like describing them as bums?
    😐
  10. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    17 Oct '19 10:17
    @anderssen said
    😐
    Any response sir that consists solely of an emoticon is taken by the Ghost as a complete capitulation.
  11. Standard memberAnderssen
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    17 Oct '19 10:19
    🙄
  12. Standard memberAnderssen
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    17 Oct '19 18:10
    @lemondrop said
    you are a little bit stupid
    it probably won't be the last time you get punked
    Better to lose 40 bucks than be known as the clan rankings cheater.

    What gender pronoun do you go by these days?
  13. Subscriberlemondrop
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    17 Oct '19 18:20
    @anderssen said
    Better to lose 40 bucks than be known as the clan rankings cheater.

    What gender pronoun do you go by these days?
    let's see
    today, just for you, You can be my punk
    or maybe dress you in drag and go out on the town
    I'll be your he or your she
    makes no difference to me
    you'll be my little puppet
    and you'll like it
  14. Standard memberAnderssen
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    17 Oct '19 18:42
    So if I fart it turns you on?
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