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if yer superstitious about lil things
or about medium things
and
you feel like sharing with obnoxious people like me
post the stuff that you find "scary without proof"

examples: friday the thirteenth
black cats and the paths they walk
ladders you find obstructing yer way
telling other obnoxious folks about the things you find scary, even tho you haven't a shred of proof (knock wood)

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every time i step on a crack i broke my mother's back and she's still pissed

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@rookie54 said
if yer superstitious about lil things
or about medium things
and
you feel like sharing with obnoxious people like me
post the stuff that you find "scary without proof"

examples: friday the thirteenth
black cats and the paths they walk
ladders you find obstructing yer way
telling other obnoxious folks about the things you find scary, even tho you haven't a shred of proof (knock wood)
I dislike removing my wedding ring.

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@fmf said
I dislike removing my wedding ring.
an excellent example
what would be the fallout should you remove yer wedding ring?
does that automatically annul the marriage?
or would she just "do a rusty" and whup yer butt?

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@rookie54 said
an excellent example
what would be the fallout should you remove yer wedding ring?
does that automatically annul the marriage?
or would she just "do a rusty" and whup yer butt?
Just an aching sense of regret that would paralyze my soul followed by being given the flick, followed by eviction, followed by, perhaps, an even better marriage. One has to be optimistic.

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I always try and avoid walking under black cats.

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@the-gravedigger said
I always try and avoid walking under black cats.
LOL@ No, silly it is under ladders, beware of black cats running in front of you though. 🙂

-VR

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I just touch myself.🤔

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@great-big-stees said
I just touch myself.🤔
Too much information 🙂

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@very-rusty said
LOL@ No, silly it is under ladders, beware of black cats running in front of you though. 🙂

-VR
a black cab running over your foot is bad luck

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@rookie54 if i sneeze i aleays finish with pussy cat. so its atchoo pussy cat woah woah woah.

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@rookie54 said
if yer superstitious about lil things
or about medium things
and
you feel like sharing with obnoxious people like me
post the stuff that you find "scary without proof"

examples: friday the thirteenth
black cats and the paths they walk
ladders you find obstructing yer way
telling other obnoxious folks about the things you find scary, even tho you haven't a shred of proof (knock wood)
Do what now?