Last Chance Motel

You have had enough of this world, what do you choose?

You have a gun in you right hand.

In your left is either:

A pack of smokes.
A bottle of your choice.
A record/CD/Music of your choice.(play over each song once)

Once it's gone you say bye.

What do you choose?

I'm a bottle man myself.

Hell I own a sterling silver flask that is full of Jack Daniels that I keep in my pocket always.

I would take my bottle of Jack Daniels and once it's gone.........

Meet my maker and punch him in the mouth.

Originally posted by Kings Fianchetto
You have had enough of this world, what do you choose?

You have a gun in you right hand.

In your left is either:

A pack of smokes.
A bottle of your choice.
A record/CD/Music of your choice.(play over each song once)

Once it's gone you say bye.

What do you choose?

Originally posted by Kings Fianchetto
Hell I own a sterling silver flask that is full of Jack Daniels that I keep in my pocket always.

Originally posted by rbmorris
That's awesome. Do you have a big "Skoal" belt buckle too?

Ok your avatar makes me think a woman.

Your name makes me thinks sausage.

Disregard asking out if yooz a dude!!

Originally posted by rbmorris
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a f'ing big television...

If you don't like the choices don't respond.
Not everyone can go on. Poverty kills.
Let's see what people would do.

I would take the pack of smokes. As I don't smoke they would never run out, so no death for me. Then I could use the gun to rob several banks.

After the robbery I would flee to some tropical island and live a life of luxury surrounded by scantily clad young maidens.

Damn you people and your lack of order and rules!!

I'm using my gun to shoot all of you!!

YOU FIRST ZORT BOY!!

Originally posted by Kings Fianchetto
Damn you people and your lack of order and rules!!

I'm using my gun to shoot all of you!!

YOU FIRST ZORT BOY!!

Oh it's on now.

"Hey Ma...get the shot gun eh?"

Originally posted by Kings Fianchetto
Oh it's on now.

"Hey Ma...get the shot gun eh?"

Can you ask her if I can borrow ten bucks?